Lil Uzi Vert's Low-Key Married But There's A Twist

Knot's Already Tied

Philadelphia rapper Lil Uzi Vert isn’t thinking about tying any knots with real women anytime soon. The hip-hop star has social media’s attention with the ultimate troll-worthy post revealing he’s married – but there’s a catch. LUV went to his Twitter page with a hilarious tweet. Instead of gassing fans up about his past and present real-life crushes, Vert said he’s faithfully connected to currency.