Cyrus Langhorne
Turnt Up Tuesday. It's a day full of turnt-up-ness and it's all thanks to Solange Knowles, so why not get things started with her turning into Jay Z's "100th Problem?" Speaking of Solange, is Beyoncé Knowles-Carter praying for her little sister? They may need time together so Jay Z can avoid going on a tour away from Solange? All this coming up in SOHH Whatcha Think.
[Editor’s Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]
1. 99 Problems Plus 1
Is Solange the evil, mean sister-in-law every man should be scared of? You would think so considering the beating she gave Jay Z last week. The kicks were heard around the world and especially on Wikipedia? RumorFix is up on it:
Jay-Z’s got 99 problems, and Solange Knowles is one of them!
Beyoncé’s sister attacked her husband Jay-Z at the Met Gala last week, and since then the trio have been victim of a series of seriously funny memes!
But things just got better–because somehow the occupation on Solange’s media page got changed to “Kicker, Street Fighter, Jay-Z’s 100th Problem.”
The page has since been edited back to singer’s actual occupation, but thank you very much, Wikipedia editor, for giving us a good laugh! (RumorFix)
Ouch. Is Jay Z going to have to deal with these nasty jokes for a long time or will this blow over? #SOHHWhatchaThink?
2. Me, Myself & Solange
Is Solange really losing it? So much so that Beyoncé is actually trying to send prayers? RumorFix is once again all over this:
Solange Knowles viciously attacked Beyoncé’s husband Jay-Z during the Met Gala in an elevator last week.
But the strange thing is–the surveillance footage shows Bey just standing by totally keeping her cool and not getting involved whatsoever.
Soon after the feud, the singer took to her Instagram to shared a very revealing prayer about how to chose the people in your life wisely. (RumorFix)
Is this situation going to the extremes? With everything in the open now, should we believe this was meant for Solange? #SOHHWhatchaThink?
3. On The Run
Will the jokes finally end when Jay Z and Beyoncé go on tour? We’ll have to wait and find out but for the time being, the memes are going wild. RumorFix has the meme seen across the world:
It was only a matter of hours from the video of Solange Knowles giving a beat-down on brother-in-law Jay Z following last week’s Met Ball Gala to go viral with memes.
Our favorite so far? A mockup of Beyonce & Jay’s tour announcement.
“Beyonce And Jay Z On The Run From Solange” reads the new tour poster.
No word yet from Bey, Jay or Solange on what triggered her outburst. (RumorFix)
Are things going to slow down any time soon? #SOHHWhatchaThink?
That about wraps it up for today. This is SOHH On The Spot giving you the morning scoop from your favorite gossip sites.
Jaz-O’s Lil son who ‘Made it’ need to apologize. women just don’t raise up in a dude’s face for no reason. #theblindinglightofmisinformationmustend
I’m not sure which planet you from or which flavor of Jay hate you drinking but you need to slow down. Women without class or discipline very frequently “raise up in a dudes face for no reason” and if you wasn’t busy drinking hateJay juice you’d see a bunch of evidence to Solanges emotional instability online. Lol@Jaz-O. If Jay is his son why is he winning and JazO irrelevant, you don’t make a lot of cents or else you would probably be able to pay attention. Get it? Now gone on Nehes Ba’humbug Anyway Ray J or whatever ya name is..
Nigga shut up. They do. My son mom tries me like that all the damn time. I always have that Jay look lol (WTF is this b!+ch on right now)
Nehes, you’re saying that all women are incapable of irrational, emotionally fueled, actions and reactions?