In support of Lil Kim‘s e-mail campaign to Judge Lynch, I’ve decided to write an email too. I made sure to follow the careful instructions for writing my Lil Kim Support letter because I don’t want to see Kim behind bars, UNLESS she’s behind my bars.
[* Read the letter first, then re-read it and mouseover the links.]
Dear Judge Lynch,
I am Mr. Irreverent of the SOHH Blogs and I am a fan of Lil Kim. I have been listening to Lil Kim since she debuted on B.I.G.’s album, Ready To Die. They way she performed on that skit, I knew that she was someone that I wanted to meet.
While I have never personally met Kim, there are times when I’ve thought about what it would be like to meet her. I always imagine it starting out with Kim dressed up as a cop and she wants to strip search me. She starts to lick on the barrel of her gun and tells me to put my hands on the wall so she can pat me down. While she’s frisking me, Kim comments about ‘how that better be a cucumber in there’. I laugh. I spin around; over-power her and I take her gun. Then I show her who’s in charge and I…
On behalf of Kim, I ask that you don’t put her through any additional changes. She’s suffered enough. I’m sure if you got to know Kim personally, you would
cumcome to like her just as much as the rest of us.
Respectfully and Sincerely,
Anything to help my sistah out, right? Maybe I should write a letter for Beans…