Jokes & Jokes & Jokes? Christ Bearer Does Standup After Manhood-Slicing Accident

Written By Cyrus Langhorne

Wu-Tang Clan affiliate Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson recently tried his hand at comedy after appearing at a standup club in California.

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Footage of Christ hitting the stage and telling jokes has surfaced online.

The former Wu-Tang affiliated MC hit up the Ha Ha Cafe Comedy Club in North Hollywood last week, and we’re told it was only his second time getting on stage … after a few months of studying stand up at various clubs. Christ Bearer says he loves doing it, and telling jokes makes him feel better about … y’know. (TMZ)

Check out the footage right here…

Despite being under the influence of drugs, Johnson recently said he was aware of the decision he made last April.

“Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control,” said the rapper, who also goes by the name of Christ Bearer. “I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god…Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.” (E! Online)

The rap veteran also explained the impact his manhood-slicing move had on his bedroom activities.

There were media reports claiming that doctors were able to reattach the Johnson’s penis, but he said that isn’t the case. “Doctor’s weren’t able to repair anything,” he told E! News. “But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works.” “It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion of the ocean,” he added. “There’s no mystery to it, but they couldn’t reattach it. A penis is a penis is a penis.” “I wasn’t having that much sex up to that point anyways,” added Johnson. “My days of reproducing are over. But now I’m a reborn man.” (E! Online)

Although not fully familiar with the situation, Wu-Tang head RZA recently said he felt mental issues may have contributed to the rapper’s actions.

“I feel sad for his family first and foremost; I know he has children,” RZA said. “I thought he was a smarter guy than a guy who would do something crazy like that. But at the same time, he been in jail recently, he’s been in trouble. Maybe he’s mentally unstable. Maybe the mental health system should have took a look at him and said, ‘You know what? We got to hold on to this guy for a little longer.'” (XXL Mag)

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Written by Cyrus Langhorne

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  1. He might wanna work on that a bit more…best of luck if that’s what he really wants to do tho

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