What’s up with Funkmaster Flex?
He’s always around instigating two camps beefing but he’s never available when the beef jumps off.
Flex is like that kid in your neighborhood that’s always hyping others up to fight, but you never seen him in a fight. When it gets thick he’s never around. However, the one time when you do hear about him throwing down is with DJ Steph Lova.
I think that if you was to look up shook one in the dictionary, one of the alternative definitions would be Funkmaster Flex.
Can you imagine how he was in the booth when Nas offered up $1,000 for anyone who could snatch Flex’s chain?
I bet he was Harlem Shaking when he took that paternity test and it came back 99.99%.
I honestly don’t like dude.