S. Samuel
[As we prepare to say goodbye to 2010, SOHH highlights this year's most infamous Kat Stacks fiascoes that made everyone on the Internet either laugh out loud (LOL) or shake their head (SMH).]
1. Kat Stacks Says Soulja Boy Cranks That Coke (August 24)
“What up y’all, this Kat Stacks b*tch,” Stacks said in a bathrobe recording herself. “Can’t really speak loud right now because Soulja Boy’s in the shower. Anyway though, I’m here at the motherf*cking hotel, at the Intercontinental Buckhead in Atlanta right across the street from Soulja Boy’s condo. Anyway, I been here kicking it with this motherf*cker. Yo, this motherf*cker is a motherf*cking coke head. This motherf*cker’s been doing dope all motherf*cking day. That’s why n*gga can’t f*ck me right. I f*cked this n*gga three times. The first two times he came in five seconds, the third time he couldn’t get hard and the n*gga still came. This n*gga’s a motherf*cking coke head yo. Yo, check this out yo. Look at this sh*t man, this n*gga’s a motherf*cking coke head yo. It’s funny as h*ll.” (World Star Hip Hop)
If you were not familiar with the name “Kat Stacks” prior to August 24th, then by the time Labor Day Weekend arrived, you were like most of us at the office; stuck to the screen waiting to see what her next move would be. This dispute carried on through the end of summer to mid-November, as Soulja Boy was forced to proclaim being drug-free. He has not cranked since.
2. Kat Stacks Punks Slim Thug (October 12)
“But f*ck it u won’t get me and it ain’t cause u put ppl on blast it’s cause u look like a possum in the face http://plixi.com/p/50243623,” Slim Thug tweeted.
“My d*ck dnt work for b*tches who look like u @ihateKatStacks http://plixi.com/p/50243968”
The fact Kat Stacks’ words were enough to force Slim Thug to get into gym clothes and TwitPic photos of himself working out had us rolling across the floor. Peer pressure anyone? A 30-year-old man responding to a barely legal (read: see what we just did there?) groupie’s taunts? That’s not how you thug, Slim, come on, son!
3. Kat Stacks Resets The Game (August 26)
“@ihatekatstacks B*TCH, wantin u 2 catch AIDS & die is probably the only thing me & @50cent got n common. Go swallow a teaspoon of rat poison,” Game tweeted Thursday (August 26).
“@ihatekatstacks B*tch you are a tour bus. “ya p*ssy smell like the exhaust, ya a**hole BLOWN like a tire & you can fit 30 n*ggas in you.”
“@ihatekatstacks all you do is fly around America suckin d*cks 4 FREE.”
“da bureau of child welfare got ya son & instead of fightin 4 him back, u suckin wee wee’s & tweetin. #deadBEATmommysomebody help this b*tch”
“& the sh!t u just said about my grandma RIP gone get u jumped by 6 buff midget b*tches. ah would tell u stay low, but thats where they’ll b”
“@ihatekatstacks One day you gone Internally Drown in all that cum in ya stomach. More kids in ya stomach then all the projects in New York.” (Game’s Twitter)
Wow! So instead of giving Kat Stacks the cold shoulder, Game took her out with a virtual onslaught. Those were hard-hitting Tweets, to say the least. He may not have released his R.E.D. Album the summer, but Game sure bloodied this Kat!
4. Kat Stacks Leaves Her Prints On Roscoe Dash (October 22)
“@ihateKatStacks when u shave ur back and fix dat bad foot problem u got goin on oh yea and get rid of dat saggy ass stomach too #turnoff,” he tweeted Thursday (October 22) night.
“@ihatekatstacks plz give deez ppl my number so dey can stop beggin u on my timeline”
“She doesn’t have my number #idontevenknowher but I kno some ppl dat kno her real well ur net worth iz my check amount every day #hoesitdown”
“@ihateKatStacks datz wut dey said bout da glitter in my hair but it got me 7 BET appearances and 4 top 5 songs on mediabase #uweresaying ?”
“@ihatekatstacks I’m sorry A woman should be treated like a woman I cnt blame her for da way she was raised but I can lead by example so I’m done wit da situation”
“I wanna apologize to my #firmbelievers and supporters I should never act dat way I’m a role model and I need to act like one… New track…” (Roscoe Dash’s Twitter)
Honestly? We could have chosen to highlight the Brian Pumper debacle, but the reason why this is one of our favorite Kat (Stacks) fights is because this all heated up after Stacks referenced Dash’s interview with us discussing how he avoids her at all costs. LOL. In other words, we’re partially responsible for this rumble, but hey, it’s only entertainment, right?!
5. Kat Stacks Claws Back At Fabolous (May 30)
“yes its true @myfabolouslife sent people today to smack me up at the bar & they stole my phone & recorded it. i dare yall to blast it.”
“got my a** wooped? it was 2 n*ggas yelling @myfabolouslife & @bowwow name … im a female u got 2 n*ggas to hit me LOL lame.” (Kat Stacks’ Twitter)
Although we never downplay domestic violence, the fact that Stacks got attacked and immediately drew the conclusion Fabolous and Bow Wow masterminded a plan for her to get smacked silly was just…silly! Really, Kat Stacks, we love you but not every last thing that happens to you is in relation to a rapper you have slept with………allegedly.
Be sure to check back tomorrow for SOHH’s Best Of 2010: Favorite “STFU” Honors!
