SOHH March Madness: “I’m Throwing Lloyd Banks In There. He’s The Punchline Lyrical Dude”

SOHH March Madness: “I’m Throwing Lloyd Banks In There. He’s The Punchline Lyrical Dude”

[Starting 5: With the annual NCAA March Madness tournament in full swing, SOHH asks your favorite hip-hop artists to name their rap-based starting five team line-ups. Today, G-Unit’s DJ Whoo Kid rolls out his New York Moisture.]

Point Guard: Meek Mill

I’d probably put Meek Mill at the point guard because he’s got a lot of club bangers. You can’t go wrong with those. He has a lot of high impact records so you know everyone’s going to go crazy.

Shooting Guard:Lloyd Banks

I’m throwing Lloyd Banks in there. He’s a good shooter. He’s the punchline lyrical dude. He always makes us happy with his verses. He never goes wrong and he’s a team player.

Small Forward: A$AP Rocky

For the game-winning shot, I might have to throw a little A$AP Rocky in there. Everybody be sleeping on him but he’s got the rock. Everybody needs a little bit of that A$AP. He’s banging all the cheerleaders too.

Power Forward: Jay-Z

I have to throw a veteran in there. I’m going to move all the salary caps out of the way and throw Jay-Z in there. I’m pulling out all the money and putting that n*gga in the front. 50 is the new 30.

Center: Dr. Dre

I have to throw Dr. Dre in there at center because he’s on that diesel sh*t. He’s controlling everybody with the Beats and everything. There’s a lot of protection right there. If you have Dre, you can never go wrong.

Coach’s Notes: We’re going with the New York Moisture as the team name because New Yorkers are always on that moisture, plus we’re getting all of the girls wet out there. It’s wet action. My team mascot is Weezy.

Did you miss Bubba Sparkxxx’s Starting 5? Check out his New South Nightmare crew by clicking here.



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