Houston rapper Slim Thug and Dallas’ Dorrough might not be able to convince LeBron James to pack his bags and switch teams but the Texas emcees are settling for free agent Dwight Howard in a must-read epic Twitter battle.
Slim Thug started things off by publicly reaching out to Howard and trying to make him seriously consider playing for the Houston Rockets next season.
“Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season,” Slim tweeted July 1st.
“We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward”
“We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it’s wayyyy worst in LA”
“Yo @DwightHoward meet @IAmMaliahMichel @MercedesMorr @miraclewatts00 @Lira_Galore @IAmTresureP @MisMODELKIKI @victoriarrrose @MAC_BXTCH”
“A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king”
“And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho”
“And u can talk on the phone and text while u drive down here @DwightHoward” (Slim Thug’s Twitter)
This immediately caught attention from Dorrough who added to the laughs by poking fun at Thugga and H-Town.
“Ay @DwightHoward don’t go to houston bro, they gon make u throw dem ol ass swangas on every car u have @slimthugga”
“Ay @DwightHoward u got a real chance at winning a ring here in Dallas”
“Ay @DwightHoward Slim Thug just wanna club with somebody thats as big as his tall ass lol @slimthugga”
“Ay @DwightHoward we got better chicken, bbq, etc. in dallas.. and our skyline looks better than Houstons!! @slimthugga”
“Ay @DwightHoward.. Dallas Hoes gon fuck.. Houston Hoes gon scheme u out ya money lmao”
“Ay @DwightHoward if u go to houston they gon make u sign with Swishahouse.. Come to Dallas and u’ll be free.. @slimthugga” (Dorrough’s Twitter)
Not one to back down, Slim hopped back onto his Twitter and fired back.
“U too tall to be in Dallas with @DorroughMusic doing the dougie @DwightHoward gnrr”
“Gnrr @dwighthoward gone have a shag if he come to dallas ????????RT @DorroughMusic: @slimthugga lol uh oh its war now!! haha” (Slim Thug’s Twitter)
The latest reports claim Howard is already in active talks with the Rockets.
The Houston Rockets wasted little time in the NBA’s free agency period to attempt to lure Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard to Houston on Monday. A Rockets contingent led by GM Daryl Morey, head coach Kevin McHale, guard James Harden and forward Chandler Parsons met with Howard at the Bel-Air hotel in Los Angeles for more than two hours early Monday morning. (Sports Illustrated)