“I Actually Knew Some Police Officers & They’re Like, ‘Yeah, We Catch Mister Cee All The Time”

“I Actually Knew Some Police Officers & They’re Like, ‘Yeah, We Catch Mister Cee All The Time”

[With the hip-hop world still adjusting to Hot 97’s Mister Cee coming clean on his complex sexual orientation, Chris Rock’s younger brother and protégé Jordan Rock offers SOHH readers a personal opinion on today’s hottest topic.]

Mister Cee just needs to come out the closet. He needs to just stop it and say that he’s gay.

If you get your d**k sucked by a dude, then you’re gay, man. It doesn’t matter. If you have sex with a girl five days out of the week and you have sex with a dude one day out of the week, you were gay the whole week.

It was just so hilarious to hear how hard it ws for him to just say, “I…get fellatio.” Like, it was just so hard for him to say it. It was just so hard for him to admit it. I heard he has a promo out right now that they’re playing on Hot 97 with him talking about how he’s happy to be out of the closet now [with the transsexuals.]

He should have just knocked it out the first time. We all knew from the first time it happened and we knew from teh second time it happened. What’s crazy and what’s funny is that I actually knew some police officers, like the first time it happpened, and I asked them, “Yo, what’s the deal with this Mister Cee stuff?” And they were like, “Yeah, we catch Mister Cee all the time, man.” They were like, “Yo, we just sent him on his way.”

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