Cash Money Gamble W/ Paris, French Montana Flop Warning, Chief Keef Goes Too Hard

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In this week’s Pulse Report, we peep how Cash Money is putting its chips in Paris Hilton, watch out for flop alerts thanks to French Montana, shake our heads at Chief Keef and oh SOHH much more!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

1. A Shot W/ Paris

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Is there any chance Paris Hilton can survive on Cash Money? I don’t mean to sound like a hater, but in 2013, who is really looking for Paris? She’s turned into the arch nemesis for Kim Kardashian, who everyone appears to love these days. Nonetheless, Birdman decided to invest his time and effort (no idea if there’s money involved, just ask Tyga) into bringing Paris over to the Cash Money team. To even start to draw up that list would take a full day, so we’ll just jump right to the juicy info:

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But the big news: this nightfly who is really a successful businesswoman is recording her second album of music right now. It will be issued by CashMoney Records and will feature many hip hop acts such as Lil Wayne. Paris told me Afrojack is producing it, and she hopes to have it out this summer. The album release will be preceded by Paris doing a residency playing records (digital tracks) this summer in Ibiza, Spain-which also happens to be the hometown of her eleven years younger male model boyfriend named River. “This is a lot different than my first album,” Paris told me. “It’s really going to be house music.” (Showbiz 411)

“Welcome@ParisHilton to tha Family.RichgangRichgirl.YMCMB,” Birdman tweeted May 22nd. (Birdman’s Twitter)

“Love this song I recorded with @LilTunechi. Love Lil Wayne, he is so amazing! Can’t wait for our new song! #I?YMCMB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_p2hDmdff0 … ” (Paris Hilton’s Twitter)

So there you have it. Paris is now down with the whole Cash Money Records imprint but there’s a few things we all have to remember. The Cash Money roster is HUGE to this point, so big that we know Busta Rhymes has yet to do a record with Drake or Nicki Minaj and yet he’s like one of the biggest artists on the roster.

Y’all are going to think I’m back to hating on 5-0 Cent, but hear me out for a quick second. Remember back in 2005 when everyone in the crew was popping and then once Game left/got kicked out, 5-0 started trying to do things to spark attention. You had groups like Mobb Deep and M.O.P. signing to the label, which is today’s equivalent of Busta Rhymes and Limp Bizkit. Then you had those extra members like Olivia, Ma$e and Spyder Loc/40 Glocc, which we all know would be Jay Sean, Tyga and some of those other doggies on the label. My point is simply that Birdman seems to be following a format that hasn’t worked, taking artists we used to all cherish and then trying to relaunch their careers at his label. We’ve seen that move done before. LOL. Paris Hilton was hot five-eight years ago, this idea that she is dedicated to music and has some serious content to her name is a joke that’s even making me have to move on. LOL.

NEXT: Album Floppin’




  • HiDEFtheBlackFacedGraduate

    THIS NIGGA GOING TRIPLE PLATINUM BEHIND THE TOILET AND OVER THE PLUNGER LIME RUST! Lame ass album!

  • YOUPHUCKINGSHEEP

    THAT NIGGA ALBUM GOING QUADRUPLE “HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY” BAG…STRAIGHT GARBAGE

  • R JEEZY

    This dude is a coke head not a coke boy. Talking all slow and slurring words in every interview since joining Bad Boy. Not to mention that the undercover police officer A.K.A The Fake Rick Ross ghost wrote a bunch of records for this album. FLOP!

  • Weedras

    Your forgetting one major fact between Cash Money and G-Unit is that Cash Money artists are actually releasing albums not many in the unit’s stable did other than Mobb Deep, Banks and BuCK no one else had a Unit release… Jay Sean, etc have all released albums… not defending any side per se just point out the obvious…

  • killadawg

    suck a motherfucking dick

  • Lilbloodz Lilbloodz

    She’s so sweet I wanna fuck her she got beautiful legs
    Just saying

  • HiDEFtheBlackFacedGraduate

    How deep is your pussy? You still got sand in it huh?

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  • Alex

    Flop city. He shouldve shipped his cds to the 99 cent store, saved a ton of money on advertising and had the same numbers… stupid arab

  • Super_Hero

    The problem with French is his buzz was industry made. He been a little buzz when he signed with Akon. but even Akon knew it wasn’t going to translate to album sales. But when he signed with Diddy and toured with Ross, it internet blog buzz/payola had them thinking platinum sales. Internet buzz does not translate to album sales. Soulja boys has nothing but internet buzz. yets only sold 15,000.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jiohdee Jiohdee El-Amin

    Even though French sucks, signin with Puff was the kiss of death. Bad boy is finished. Noone checkin with puff musically. Also he has what 22 features on 18 songs?That’s what I call ‘hidin’ an artist. When I buy solo albums, it’s for the ARTIST not the collabs. Come on. Get right or get left. But I predicted no more than 70k 1st week & that was if puff bought some, but even he saw that was a losin battle.

  • http://www.youtube.com/FrenchExcellence87 Google Sane 80/80

    Chief Keef dunfucked up and went after one ofthe number one white girls in the music biz. He jus lost some of his white female fans. He losin fans slowly anyway. He aint got no hits on the radio, aint dropped Bang pt.2 (i think) and he jus actin reckless cuz he got a lil star power. He gon be back in the streets of Chicago if he cant get his mind right.

  • Eric Smith

    DOLLAR TREE LOL

  • Eric Smith

    That’s what makes him sell. If he was quiet and humble nobody would fuck with him. His image is a young Savage. Just like NWA back in the days when Dre smacked that chick Dee. Or ODB going hard in public. Even Gucci punching that chick in the face. And Eminem constantly going at pop singers and boy bands. Its all marketing 24/7 in the industry.

  • Mr Basil

    sohh is a graveyard lame ass editors find a new hobby.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/FrenchExcellence87 Google Sane 80/80

    You right. They got a real street nigga to sign a deal and thats what they gettin. A real street nigga. You can see the difference in Keef and Durk. Durk WANTS this rap shit to happen. Chief Keef jus lucked up wit “Don’t Like”.. I kno if he lost his deal tho he’d be sick. Signing to Gucci (i think) wasnt a smart move either. Cuz Gucci is unstable like a muhfugga. Keef cuda kept his own lane now he Waka Flocka 2.0