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50 Cent's "Pimpin' Curly" character made a brief online return over the weekend as the rapper's fictional personality is seen trying to get an endorsement deal with VitaminWater.
Fif, who has his own Formula 50 VitaminWater flavor, is featured on the commercial portraying multiple characters.
“Man I waste two hours of my life, maaan,” Pimpin Curly said in the video. “Two hours listening to [Barack] Obama, man. How you gonna make a Stimulus Package and not mention Pimpin’ man? VitaminWater, they need me as a spokesperson man. The girls be with me man, they need a refreshing drink in the back, I give ’em a refreshing drink so they can work, man. Yeah best of the best man. My best customers. Yeah! You forgot to mention Pimpin’ man, we here. We here, man. I’m always on the night shift man. Always on the night shift.” (ThisIs50)
Prior to the return of Pimpin’ Curly, the last episode showed Curly turning away from rap rival Rick Ross taunts to accidentally trying crack cocaine.
“What kind of weed is this, man,” Curly asks a drug dealer as he smokes a blunt. “Crack n*gga!? You giving a n*gga crack, man?! What the f*ck man!? You can’t trust no motherf*cking body, man. D*mn. What does this mean, man, that I’ma a motherf*cking crackhead…Man, I couldn’t stop smoking the sh*t man. Sh*t made me mad, man. I wasn’t in the mood for f*cking around.” (YouTube)
The online series gained attention from rappers like B-Real and producer Sha Money XL who said television networks were interested in a business deals.
“My n*gga done called him Curly in the South, that’s what you wanna call him,” Sha Money XL said in an interview earlier this year. “Aight, now HBO’s calling. Showtime’s calling. Comedy Central’s calling. MTV. Snoop Dogg called me like, ‘Yo this n*gga’s crazy.’ You can’t play that boy, he’s too smart, too intelligent. Too rich to even f*ck with.” (iHipHop)
While engaged in a rap war with Ross, Fif used the fictional character to directly address the Miami rapper.
“Yeah, Brooke used to be your motherf*cking girl, man,” “Curly” says in the video. “Not no more, she with me…I heard you on the radio talking about me and [Funkmater] Flex was laughing and I don’t like that sh*t…Yeah she used to be your girl man, Brooke, your other baby momma, I got both your motherf*cking baby momma’s…I’ma say this sh*t nice and slow for you for the last time, I’ma f*ck up your life…You in trouble, you done f**ked with the wrong one…You a Carol City cop, n***a, you think I don’t know who you is? I’ll get you when I’m ready to get you.” (Boo Boo TV)
Check out the return of Pimpin’ Curly below:
