Kim K’s Hurt Soul, French Montana & Drake Help Red Sox Party, Most Pitiful GTA V Stripper Moment Ever

Too Fast Thursday. It’s a speed race to Friday, so why not hit the ground running by hearing Kim Kardashian dishing on her hurt soul? Something that’s not hurting are the Boston Red Sox after winning the World Series and it looks like Drake and French Montana were sorta there to celebrate. Only thing missing is strippers, but one virtual one had a Grand Theft Auto V user sprung? All this coming up in SOHH Whatcha Think.

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1. Too Much

Even as cool, calm and collected as Kim Kardashian may seem with all of the cameras flashing in her eyes 24/7, it seems like Kanye West’s soon-to-be wife had to deal with some pressure during her pregnancy. So much to the point that she had a hurt soul? TMZ is on it:

Kim Kardashian says the negative media coverage surrounding her pregnancy “HURT MY SOUL” … and now she says she’s going to live a “more private life” because of it.

Yeah. Sure.

Look, Kim definitely has a point — some people were downright mean when she was knocked up (we can recall a tabloid headline that read, “Kim Can’t Stop Eating!”)

But when Kim went on “The Tonight Show” last night and told Jay Leno that she was so affected by the negative criticism of her pregnancy that she’ll be taking the fame-whoring down a notch, we weren’t exactly convinced.

Exhibit A — the butt-selfie
Exhibit B — the baseball stadium wedding proposal
Exhibit C — THE 15 CARAT DIAMOND RING!

Then again, we could be wrong. You buyin’ it? (TMZ)

With all of the things Kim Kardashian can look forward to, is there any chance she’s going to slow down all of the attention she’s brought onto herself? Her fiancé alone is enough to make even more paps come and attack them. Hopefully she’ll look at getting some good bodyguards if things get too serious. #SOHHWhatchaThink?

2. It’s A Party

The baseball season is over and the Red Sox are the champs. Even a Toronto Blue Jays fan like Drake and a New York Yankees fan like French Montana can look the other way and help with their celebration, right? Sort of. It looks like they may have been there in the celebration lockerroom in spirint and audio file. Complex has the inside:

The Boston Red Sox have now won the World Series three times in the last 10 years. So you would think that they would have the hang of celebrating a championship by now. But after they beat the Cardinals 6-1 last night to win yet another World Series, they partied like it was their first one ever in their locker room. First, Shane Victorino threw on a pair of ski goggles and sprayed champagne all over the place while French Montana played in the background. Then, Drake’s “Started From the Bottom” played in the background as players shook up beers (and more champagne!) and sprayed those all over the place, too. And finally, World Series MVP David Ortiz hoisted the biggest bottle of Ace of Spades ever and made sure that anyone who hadn’t previously been doused with champagne or beer got sprayed with it. (Complex)

If anyone ever said hip-hop did not have a place in baseball, it really got the highest honor during this celebration. Is there any chance Drake and French Montana will show up to the parade this week? #SOHHWhatchaThink?

3. TMI

Grand Theft Auto 5 has cemented itself as the must-have game of the year but with every great game comes some sort of weird moment that’s going to happen. Most times it’s either a glitch or, more often than not, it’s an instant that happens online. That instant has happened on Grand Theft Auto Online. Once again, Complex is all over this:

We’re not going to ask how much time and money you’ve spent at the strip club in Grand Theft Auto V.

It’s not the spending of virtual cash on polygon strippers that fill us with so much real world shame, but the act of ‘flirting’ with the Destinies and Chastities of Los Santos that makes us feel less than proud of our time in the Vanilla Unicorn. Isn’t there a helicopter we could be sticky bombing instead? If you’re going to be flirting with the strippers, do yourself a solid and turn the damn microphone off.

In an attempt to flirt with a stripper enough to bring her home, YouTube user Robert Brooks heard someone trying to seduce a dancer, and he recorded it…and you should just, just, listen to it. (Complex)

Is there any chance this audio is fake? Could this user really have been trying to lure a fake, virtual stripper with those words? Even worse, did he really say the character reminded him of Beyoncé? #SOHHWhatchaThink?

That about wraps it up for today. This is SOHH On The Spot giving you the morning scoop from your favorite gossip sites.

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  • Real Talk

    Fake MLB fans

    • Voice Mail

      bro im trying to fuck for real

  • XxXMalcolmXxX

    Kim look so good, I’d eat her ass with no hot sauce or nothin, straight raw

    • Voice Mail

      i feel like that about Real Talk, i wanna pound that nigga ass like its the 1st of the month

  • Que

    YANKEES SUCK