Kim K Gets The “South Park” Disses, J. Cole Pulls A KimYe, Jay Z Outshines Roc Nation Sports Star’s Big Day?

Freezing Friday. It’s basically winter time and the weather is only getting colder, so why not go to the coldest place in the TV world and see how “South Park” went in on Kim Kardashian? With Kim still on your mind, did J. Cole pull a KimYe on his wifey? Jay Z‘s Roc Nation Sports star Robinson Cano has a new marriage with the Seattle Mariners but did Jay steal some of his attention at the big signing day? All this coming up in SOHH Whatcha Think.

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1. Come On Down

Kim Kardashian should have a lot more things to worry about in life than getting made fun of but when “South Park” attacks you, there’s no way to avoid paying attention. It looks like Kanye West wasn’t the only target of the show’s season finale this week. TMZ has the info:

Kim Kardashian is a FRAUD who’s poisoning the minds of impressionable young women … because in real-life, she’s got the body of a HOBBIT … this according to the people at “South Park.”

Trey Parker and Matt Stone blasted Kim K on last night’s episode — and it all started when Butters refused to date an overweight, ugly classmate because she doesn’t look like his dream woman Kim K.

That’s when Wendy unloads — “Kim Kardashian is a short overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves.”

She added, “In real life, Kim Kardashian has the body of a Hobbit!!!”

Throughout the episode, Kanye West appears and tries to convince everyone Kim is not, in fact, a Hobbit … but even KW isn’t entirely convinced. (TMZ)

Short? Overweight? The body of a Hobbit? Ouch? That was a bit cold, even for the “South Park” writers. Kim’s been pretty pleasant since hooking up with Kanye. Any real reason to attack her? #SOHHWhatchaThink?

2. Winter Wife

Is J. Cole ready to settle down? He’s nearly 30 and has some respectable albums to his name, plus a very nice bank account. Is it time for him to start thinking about building a family? Kanye West waited until his mid-30’s, but is Jermaine ready now? Beauty World has some scoops:

J. Cole is engaged! The “Crooked Smile” rapper reportedly proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Melissa Heholt, who he met in college more than nine years ago.
According to Hollywood Life, the 28-year-old Roc Nation lyricist popped the big question on Tuesday. The “Power Trip” performer, whose real name is Jermaine Cole, is still very much in love with his college sweetheart. The two met in 2003 at St. John University, while he was studying to get his Communications degree. An insider told MediaTakeOut that J. Cole had plans to tie the knot. But no word on when the nupitals will happen, but it looks like the rapper won’t be able to walkd down the aisle before the year is out. Jay Z protege is currently in the middle of his “What Dreams May Come” tour, and is set to hit the stage on Dec. 11 in Dublin, Ireland, reported HL. (Beauty World)

It is hard to imagine Media Take Out could have the confirmation on this. However, J. Cole is known for being a pretty secluded and private artist when it comes to anything other than his music. Could he have thrown a ring on it? #SOHHWhatchaThink?

3. Second Best

Just because Robinson Cano plays second base doesn’t mean he should be the second most important person behind Jay Z when they enter a room, right? That appears to have not been the case this week when Cano went to formally sign his 10-year contract with the Seattle Mariners this week. Coming out to Jay Z’s music? USA Today is on it:

Robinson Cano signed his official deal with the Seattle Mariners and was introduced to the press on Thursday. The press conference, of course, included a highlight video set to a Jay Z song. (USA Today)

Could this have been at Robinson Cano’s request? Does Robi come out to Jay’s music at ball games? Did Jay make this happen without Cano’s knowledge? Considering the contract Robinson signed, is there any real argument? #SOHHWhatchaThink?

That about wraps it up for today. This is SOHH On The Spot giving you the morning scoop from your favorite gossip sites.

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