Caption Diss: Pharrell Bows Down To Jay Z, Offers Beyoncé A Substitute For That Wet Hair

Tuesday, Jan 28, 2014 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

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What in the world went down at the Grammy Awards Sunday night? SMH. If you thought it was all about Macklemore & Ryan Lewis pretty much getting painted as the Vanilla Ice of hip-hop, unfairly of course, then you missed the best parts of the night like Pharrell's to-die-for big hat and Beyoncé's messy wet hair. The question is what really went down? Was Skateboard P trying to offer his hat to help Bey save face? Is Bey laughing too hard at P's cap? And what's up with Jay Z right there? SMH. What's going on right here, y'all? HHhhhmm..............................?

SMH @JimmyRuiz! LOL! Funny stuff! I've never been a fan of Star Wars, but everyone and their pops know about that classic line. Considering 5-0 Cent used to son Young Buck everyday, it would only be appropriate to think he's his daddy. LOL. Good stuff, JR!

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Aight, enough of the sappy stuff. Y'all know how we get it going in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Wednesday, January 29. G'luck!

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