Caption Diss: Beyoncé To Jay Z: "Get Your Weight Up, Hovi"

Tuesday, Dec 17, 2013 7:25AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

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It's gotta be hard being Jay Z. Yeah, he's loved in the rap game, we all know that but compared to Beyoncé? He's Jay Z Knowles. Bey stays killing the game. Whatever Jay can do, Bey proves she can hold her own weight. If Obama's got Jay on the phone, Bey's got Michelle on Skype. If you thought Jay Z dropping an album with help from Samsung was big, then look at Bey putting out an LP with no promotion and doing even bigger numbers. SMH. The game done changed. What's Bey telling Jay Z right here, y'all? Hhmm....................?

SMH @Swole Vike! LOL! Good stuff, I gotta admit, you had me rolling with that one. Out of everyone talking to Trinidad James, we're hoping that Mysonne can represent New York and kick some common sense? LOL! GTFOH! Good stuff!


Aight, enough yapping. Y'all know how we get down up in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Wednesday, December 18. G'luck!

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