Caption Diss: Jay Z Sends A Prayer To The Holy Grail

Tuesday, Nov 19, 2013 8:44AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

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For someone that really prides himself in running the rap game, Jay Z isn't really that bright. If it were '96, I could understand the whole, "I'm gonna stand behind Barneys and get this paper," but he's a multi-millionaire and married to Beyoncé, so what gives? SMH. If saying nothing wasn't bad enough, Jay decided to say he "would" keep his collaboration with Barneys going down even after all this racial profiling mess went down. Isn't it funny major corporations pull the plug on Ludacris, Kobe, Tiger and everyone else over bad press and yet when the table's turned, Jay's sticking to them? SMH. What's going on right here y'all? Hhhnmmmmmmm...............?

LMFAO @William James! Y'all had more fun dissing Miley Cyrus herself than contributing to the Cap Diss but WJ came through! LOL! Good stuff! Hannah's been gone for a minute and this new creation that happens to be Miley Cyrus is just pure evil. LOL. Plus the dwarf's facial reaction? Classic Cap Diss!

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Aight, enough of the yapping. You all know the game plan. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Wednesday, November 20! G'luck!

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