Caption Diss: Drake Can't Crack A Smile W/ Every Girl In The World Next To Him

Tuesday, Oct 29, 2013 12:45AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

Why so serious, Drake? If there's one guy that should be doing a lot more smiling than frowning these days it's got to be the one and only Drizzy, right? He's killing it with the sales, has endorsements coming out of his backside, is the new face of the Toronto Raptors and oh yeah, is on the hottest record label in hip-hop. SMH. So why would Drake put up such an unhappy face with all these women in the room? Does he miss Lil Wayne? Is he getting teased about his Drizzy 3 Stroke? What's going on right here, y'all? HHhmmm..................?

LOL @Tevalis! Finally! An SOHH Cap Diss I can fully stand behind. Pause. As much as I think Kim Kardashian is the sexiest thing since Rosa Acosta in her golden day, seeing Kanye West rocking that corny t-shirt had cheesy written all over it. LOL. Good stuff!

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Aight, enough of the yapping and time to start capping. Ya dig? Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Wednesday, October 30. G'luck!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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