Caption Diss: Jay Z Shows Off His Belly & Goes Face-First

Tuesday, Sep 10, 2013 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

Why is Jay Z the king of making the most hilarious vacation pics? If he's not wearing sandals in one photo then he's smoking a cigar rocking a retro 1980's polo top in Cuba. SMH. Well, Summer might still be tight over him hooking up with Beyoncé and has caught him showing off a sick non-six-pack at a pool in Spain? SMH. There's too many things going on right here. But I'll leave it open to y'all, what's really going down right here? Hmmm........?

SMH @Vegas Lights for going back-to-back with wins. A lot of y'all caught feelings and didn't want to give Beyoncé and Amber Rose that work, but @Vegas Lights came through to defend his crown. I can dig it. Good stuff!

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Aight, just a couple more weeks until the summertime is over. It's time to get back to working again, y'all! Let it loose and spray it out. PAUSE. Y'all know how we get down in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Wednesday, September 11! G'luck!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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