Caption Diss: 2 Chainz Proves That His Money Talks

Tuesday, Jul 16, 2013 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

SMH. I got nothing but respect for the rapper formerly known as Tity Boi. He went from struggling on Ludacris' Disturbin' Tha Peace record label to making labels throw him money to appear on their artists' records. $100,000 to be exact. That's right. If you're trying to get 2 Chainz on your record, it'll only cost you a cool $100,000. Considering Ma$e tried charging Cam'ron $50,000 back in the late 90's, that doesn't sound too bad. But all things considered, $100,000 for a verse and maybe a few extra bars if you're lucky? SMH. Chainz is so much about money that he's talking to it these days. What's going on in this photo? Hhmmm................?

SMH. LOL @ferb420 for taking a hiatus and coming back with a good win. That was pretty funny but I have to admit, considering the Cap Diss was a photo of Nicki Minaj having her a** patted down, I'm surprised so many of y'all fell back. Oh wait, I get it, so "that's" what you were doing with your hands instead of writing out Cap Disses for Miss Minaj. LOL. Good stuff Ferb!

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Aight, we'll stop all the yapping right here. Just on a side note though, I really wanted to feature a George Zimmerman shot for Cap Diss but realized not only would that be insensitive despite how we're all feeling, it would probably provoke much more than some Cap Disses. So put all y'all's energy on Chainz. Y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Wednesday, July 17th! G'luck!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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