Caption Diss: Rick Ross Says He's Ridin' & Never Dyin'?

Tuesday, Jan 29, 2013 12:05AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

First and foremost, death is never anything to joke about, but given the facts about what allegedly took place Monday morning, on his 37th birthday of all days, can any of us say this was nothing more than a ploy for attention? For the record, I hope that I'm right and there was no real gunfire or threat of danger. The thought of Rick Ross and his wifey crashing a Rolls-Royce into a building and FLEEING the scene? SMH. I know we had DJ Khaled last week, but we've gotta keep it in Miami. What's going down with the Boss right here? Looks like he's still down to ride. Hmmm.........................

SMH @DuB! LOL! Even though you probably shouldn't have won b/c of how long of a Cap Diss post you made, I can't deny the fact that you made a FUNNY joke. HE THE BEST! LOL! Doggies, try to shorten up those disses. One diss, you cannot miss. Just keep that philosophy. Funny stuff though!

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Aight, put your personal feelings for the safety of Rick Ross to the side for a minute and have some fun. Y'all know the routine! Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, February 4th! G'luck!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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