Pulse Report: Soulja Boy's X-Rated Dreams Come Alive, Rihanna Nude Escapades, Justin Biebe's Presidential A**-Whooping

Friday, Nov 9, 2012 1:15PM

Written by Bulldog Butters

In this week's Pulse Report, we get a bit kinky in light of the cold weather with Soulja Boy Tell Em dreaming up an adult career, Rihanna riding a rough nude journey across the Internet, President Barack Obama beating up Mitt Romney and Justin Bieber and oh SOHH much more!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

1. Dreams Of...

I'm going to apologize right now, y'all. I really wanted to go and spend an entire post on this "staged" 5-0 Cent and Floyd Mayweather, Jr. beef. But the more I kept thinking about it, the more I thought of how corny these two are. I still don't know if 5-0 was being sarcastic or if he was serious about their entire Twitter fight being staged. I'll put it like this and keep it moving, if it is staged, their careers are definitely sadly falling apart and if it is not staged, then their careers are really in deep trouble. LOL. But instead of focusing any more attention on them, let's look at the troubled Soulja Boy Tell Em. If any doggy had a career that was on the brink of falling apart, it might be SB. Posting up nude shots of ya thing? Where they do that at?

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Oh dear boy... It seems Crank That rapper Soulja Boy doesn't quite yet understand how to use social media, as dude apparently 'accidentally' posted a picture of his penis to his Tumblr account (above)!! The self taken snap has since been taken down and Soulja has posted an apology on his Tumblr. Holy one eyed snake! It is quite an aggressive pic! It practically looks like his peen is about to poke your eye out! (Perez Hilton)

LOL, sorry, y'all won't find the actual photo in here. Just peep Perez Hilton or any of those gossip sites that make those posts. LOL. I can't knock him, could the adult industry be the new cash cow? Think about it for a minute. You've got Mystikal wanting to take his talent to the adult biz if rap doesn't work out, we've seen G-Unit, Snoop Dogg and Lil Jon doing x-rated videos, even Tyga has his Rack City movie out. SMH. Yes, I've seen it too, it's definitely hardcore. But could Soulja Boy be auditioning? And why in the world would you post it on Tumblr? LOL. Offended? Here's what he had to say afterward:

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"I apologize to ever seen that, accident.," he tweeted November 6th. (Soulja Boy Tell Em's Tumblr)

SMH..........all I'm saying is, wasn't he dating Diamond? LOL. Now he's sexting on Tumblr? LOL!!!

2. Good Girl Gone Nude

As much as I co-sign naked-ness and topless shots of women, something about seeing too much of Rihanna is starting to feel like a turn-off. Think about it, she's doing something that's showing off a lot of her body on a week to week basis. SMH. Think Lil' Kim back in the 1990's and early 2000's. Sometimes you feel like you'd rather pay for her to put clothes on. LOL. Welll, for ol' time's sake, I felt it was necessary to trace a few of Rihanna's nude runs this past week. They, unfortunately, did not go unnoticed:

1. Rihanna x Kate Moss

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With Rihanna and super model Kate Moss both being huge fans of each other, they agreed to have an intimate shoot together for V Magazine. So intimate that they're both nude in a few photos, released in the latest issue of the magazine. (Hip Hop N More)

2. Rihanna x Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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Rihanna performed at Wednesday night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and the Barbadian beauty gave the world an intimate backstage pass by posting several photographs online. One of the images, a personal favorite of the RumorFix staff, shows the pop star laying on a couch in black lingerie with heels on, topless and smoking a cigarette. She captioned that image: "That's a wrap." (RumorFix)

^ OK, so maybe it's only two main instances, but aren't y'all getting a little tired of Rihanna doing this much exposure? At the end of the day, she doesn't have a body. Am I the only one that notices? LOL.

3. Moment of the Week: President Obama Whooping Justin Bieber's A**

Aight, well not literally. I wanted to make the moment of the week being that President Obama won the 2012 election b/c we all know how much doubt the media put into our heads with good ol' Mitt Romney and all. LOL. But then I started to really think about it and couldn't get past the idea that Obama was more of a sure bet than knowing the sky is blue and that milk does a body good. LOL. So I decided to take things up a notch and use a different angle. Obama BEATING Bieber. LOL.

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President Barack Obama claimed the top spot for most retweeted post on Twitter, knocking pop star Justin Bieber off his throne. Following the news that Obama was projected to win reelection, the Obama campaign tweeted a photo of the Obamas embracing with the caption, "Four more years." According to website BuzzFeed , the update skyrocketed to No. 1 in about 22 minutes, with 226,249 retweets. The Twitter status has now been retweeted 645,838 times. Media Bistro reports , Bieber previously held the record, with 223,401 retweets. The Obama campaign shared the same photo on Facebook, garnering 3,317,896 likes and 418,379 shares. (CBS News)

I know there's racism and prejudice in the world, but I've got to give props to everyone that went out and voted yesterday. Regardless of who you voted for, OK, I'm lying, THANK-YOU FOR VOTING FOR BARACK OBAMA. I know there are peeps that want to say he's not a good president and that he has a lot of faults and blah blah blah but my response to you? George W. Bush.

4. Mrs. Butterworth: Yaris Sanchez

I know I've featured Yaris Sanchez in here before but..you know what? Just enjoy. LOL.

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As always, you know there's some visual goodies to go along with a Mrs. Butterworth. Word is that Yaris got some surgery on her body to get extra thick? Where they do that at?

5. Rappers Say The Darndest Things

It's that time of the Pulse Report where doggies gotta get roasted! Finally, with Hurricane Sandy over and done with, we can really narrow in on some of the silly things that popped off over the past seven days. For starters, why is Pauly Shore even relevant? Oh yeah, he's NOT. Sorry, but I'm not buying his bogus DVD special or whatever he's got going on. In love with poltiics? LOL! And Juvenile backing off comments he made about Cash Money and Lil Wayne being too shook to leave? C'mon Juvie, I respected you up until that statement. Who's the shook one now? And Game, congrats on the marriage kinda going down again but saying wifey would accept you as a trashman? LOL!!! And maybe it's b/c I'm partial to my 3-0 NEW YORK KNICKS, but $500,000 for a few season ticket passes to see the Brooklyn Nets? LOL!!!!!!!!! Y'all lost on that one, Jay-Z. Last but not least, Waka Flocka Flame saying he's not on the prowl for collaborations? Uh huhhhhhhh.....like he wouldn't trade all his chains for a guest feature from Hovi. SMH.....

1. Pauly Shore

"This kind of takes politics in a new direction, that's why you're getting Pauly-tics. I don't choose a side, I'm not bashing anyone, it's just like fun. I disarm the politicians so they come across as you and I and they're not putting up their fake [politically correct personalities]. Any time they try to act politician-ny, I slow them down and have them speak and act like how you and I would want to hear them. So it's fun to see that and it's funny. You're seeing girls in it, there's comediy, stand-up, it's fresh and it's cool. People like it. There's no nakedness and no boobies in it, I wanted to kind of make fun of myself in it. Most guys would die for a girl like that [in the Pauly-tics trailer] and I'm telling her to get out of the way because I'm trying to watch CNN. As a producer/director of the show, it was exactly what I was going for. I didn't want to just come across funny and I didn't want to just come across serious. I wanted to have both aspects of it. It was a very conscious effort to get some great stuff ouf of these guys but also be playful with them. It was a little bit difficult but it was my motivation."

2. Juvenile

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"I am truly excited to say that it's a new day. There are a lot of old interviews out there that can reflect old negativity. Luckily, in recent months, circumstances brought me and Cash Money back together and I was able to re-unite with members of my original crew. That's why we all have decided to leave negativity in the past. I am truly looking forward to the future and to my future work with Baby, Lil Wayne , YMCMB and Cash Money. "Picture Perfect" is the beginning and we have a lot more to come. Get ready!"

3. Game

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"She would rather me be a fireman, even if I had to go sleep at the firehouse three nights a week. She's rather me be a policeman, even if it means I might die every night I go out to work," Game told MTV News of his lady, his co-star in VH1's upcoming reality series "Marrying the Game.""She'd rather me be a trash man, even if it meant picking up sh-- and shoveling dirt all day, than a rapper."

4. D. Chamberz

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"Let me tell you something. It's funny that everybody always talks about the 40/40 Club at Barclays. Let me tell you something, not only is there a 40/40 Club in there, there's a Calvin Klein lounge downstairs. If you have money and depending on what type of season tickets you buy, there's a deal where if you get it for three years for something like $500,000, you have, like a condo that's downstairs. In there, you can always be in-tune with the games, check out the practice court, they've got their own basketball section. Then you have the suites which are in-between floors where there's actually a press box and people can actually stay there and be at a different part of the stadium the whole time. There's restaurants, bars, people that are going to cater to you, they've got every store that you can think of from downtown Brooklyn in there. They even got a Nathan's in there. It's ridiculous in there."

5. Waka Flocka Flame

"Nobody," Waka said when asked if there's anyone he still wants to collaborate with. "I don't want to work with nobody. If the situation approach, I'm going to take advantage of it but I ain't looking for it. I still feel like I don't deserve a Kanye feature, a Jay-Z feature, 50 features, you know what I mean? I've been rapping in '09. I gotta work. Probably next year. I don't even know how to count bars still. Yeah, that's still new to me."

***Gotta apologize, doggies, because I know most of y'all were expecting to see Cap Diss on Tuesday, but I willingly agreed to postpone in light of the Election. Some things just are more important than jokes, like voting for a president. Glad America made the right decision. So expect to see Cap Diss on and popping come Tuesday, funny stuff going at Shyne, but there can only be one...Cap Diss winner. Y'all be safe out there, catch y'all in 96 hours! --BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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