Caption Diss: Kanye West, 50 Cent & Mike Tyson Say Cheeeeeeese!

Tuesday, Aug 7, 2012 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

LOL. Isn't this photo about five years too late? This would have been hilarious given the whole Soundscan battle scenario but looking at what all transpired afterward, is there really a loser? Sure, 5-0 Cent may not be the album seller he was back in the day, especially compared to Kanye West, but that whole Street King movement is pretty big. It's so wild to see Kanye West, 5-0 Cent and Mike Tyson all in the same photo though. It's kinda, well, sorta weird, no? I can only imagine what's going on in each of their heads! LOL!

Kanye West: "Kim K? If I want to squirt her, I'll take her to Fat Burger."

5-0 Cent: "Hey Mike, TMT, either you get down, or you LAY DOWN!"

Mike Tyson: "Say tweeeessse!"

^ Aight, so maybe I'm a bit rusty. Really though, what's going on here? Hhmm........

SMH @Black Bond, that was low, doggy! LOL! Even for my standards! LOL. Good stuff. All jokes to the side, I hope Kobe Bryant would not put that thickness of Vanessa in jeopardy for a couple quick one-night stands. LOL.


Aight y'all, there's no question how we get down in here! Black Bond's got the crown but it's been a minute since someone's won back-to-back. So think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, August 13th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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