Caption Diss: Kobe Bryant: 2 Girls, 1 Shirtless Married Baller?

Tuesday, Jul 31, 2012 12:25AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

What is this trend going on where Kobe Bryant gets embarrassed in the NBA playoffs and then gets caught with a white woman? LOL. Just kidding, no 2003 jokes around here. But seeing Kobe Bryant shirtless with two stereotypical college-looking women around him just weeks after LeBron James got his first NBA championship ring? SMH. Something doesn't quite look right in this photo. Maybe as a loyal anti-Lakers fan, I am not seeing the full picture. Maybe y'all can help me out. What exactly is going on right here?

LOL @BlackBond!!! That was pretty cold-blooded but I can dig it! Hilarious Cap Diss for that Jay-Z and Nas shot. What a clever way to have the diss completely miss Jay-Z and Nas but still have room for a witty joke. I gotta co-sign that hardbody! Good stuff, BB!

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Aight y'all, every one of you know the routine. Only one winner can rock the crown for a full week. Take a hard glare at Kobe Bryant and those two chicks. Once you're done? Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, August 6th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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