SOHH Whatcha Think: WTF Report: R&B Singer Doing Pornsite Jingles + Justin Beiber Passes Out?!?

Friday, Jun 1, 2012 8:24AM

Written by Jeezis Peace

Brian McKnight: Start back at one, bruh. You out here makin' some seriously offensive music, my dude. And I actually like offensive music. But it's gotta be good.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

Earlier this year, B. McK dropped that "P*ssy" track where he offered to teach women how to properly work that box. The streets weren't lovin' the song, but a porn site definitely was. So Brian is back again, with another lewd jingle, this time, tailored specifically for the adult site that had his back before. Oh how the semi-mighty have fallen.

We didn't think it was possible, but Brian McKnight's new track makes his "p**sy" song sound like a "Barney" jingle -- and of course TMZ has obtained a clip of the new jam. Brian wrote the track for YouPorn.com as a thank you ... after the porn mega-site sent sales of Brian's "p**sy" song through the roof. You know the lyrics by now. Everybody, "Let me show you how your p**sy works. Since you didn't bring it to me first.."(TMZ)

YouPorn and McKnight have built a partnership -- Watch The Moan -- so to speak, and now his latest release is urging the women to bend over and let him get in that a**. Not joking. The track is reportedly about anal sex.

So the folks at YouPorn suggested Brian could show his gratitude by writing them an anthem ... and boy did he deliver. We won't post all the lyrics -- just listen for yourself .... but here's a taste ... "You wanna see some f**king anal, I can get you close enough to smell."(TMZ)

SOHH Watcha Think: Should McKnight keep gettin' money with YouPorn or should he go back to his older, more tame music? Check out a snippet of the new song below:


In other news ... shoutout to Justin Beiber: Dude outchea makin' headlines at every turn. Hanging with the Money Team, allegedly beating a dude up and now, my man passed out backstage after walking into a glass door. Rockstar lifestyle, might don't make it.

The Biebs said he was performing onstage when he went to walk backstage and walked right into the glass door. TMZ adds that Bieber explained feeling disoriented, but went back onstage to finish the concert. According to the publication, once Bieber finished his set and went back to his dressing room, he passed out for nearly 15 seconds due to a concussion. Doctors say that the Biebs will be all right. "I guess me and glass windows just don't work," Bieber told TMZ.(Fox News)

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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