Caption Diss: Gwyneth Paltrow Parties W/ Her Jigga In Paris

Tuesday, Jun 12, 2012 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

LOL. So now the truth comes out, huh, doggies? After The-Dream made us think, although suspicious at the time, that he may have really taken Gwyneth Paltrow's cell phone and sparked the N-Word controversy, she is the real culprit! Not saying it really changes the stance I had in Pulse Report, but it makes me really wonder what gave her the motivation to just drop "N*ggas" like it was nothing? Could Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have given her the stamp of approval? Maybe Jay-Z said "N-Words Ain't A Thang?" SMH. Who knows at this point? Well, until we find out the truth, you gotta respect Paltrow's gangsta. I can only imagine what's going on through her mind right here, alongside the Jigga Man. Or would she call him the ... ? Hhhmmm .........................

LOL @klbyrd76!!! Doggies apparently weren't trying to go all the way in on Pusha T, but when you're in a subliminal music video dropping disses left and right while getting pushed around the hood on a bike? Nahhhhhh, you gotta get touched! LOL. Funny stuff, doggy, love the E.T. line!


Aight doggies, y'all already know how we get down in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, June 18th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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