Caption Diss: Gwyneth Paltrow Parties W/ Her Jigga In Paris

Tuesday, Jun 12, 2012 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

LOL. So now the truth comes out, huh, doggies? After The-Dream made us think, although suspicious at the time, that he may have really taken Gwyneth Paltrow's cell phone and sparked the N-Word controversy, she is the real culprit! Not saying it really changes the stance I had in Pulse Report, but it makes me really wonder what gave her the motivation to just drop "N*ggas" like it was nothing? Could Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have given her the stamp of approval? Maybe Jay-Z said "N-Words Ain't A Thang?" SMH. Who knows at this point? Well, until we find out the truth, you gotta respect Paltrow's gangsta. I can only imagine what's going on through her mind right here, alongside the Jigga Man. Or would she call him the ... ? Hhhmmm .........................

LOL @klbyrd76!!! Doggies apparently weren't trying to go all the way in on Pusha T, but when you're in a subliminal music video dropping disses left and right while getting pushed around the hood on a bike? Nahhhhhh, you gotta get touched! LOL. Funny stuff, doggy, love the E.T. line!

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Aight doggies, y'all already know how we get down in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, June 18th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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