Caption Diss: Jay-Z Says My Way Or The Philadelphia Freeway

Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

SMH. I alluded to this on Friday, doggies, and the photo is just about as bad as the video I showed y'all. What ever happened to "Roc-La-Familia," doggies? LOL. I guess if Freeway was pushing those Kanye West type numbers, he could have gotten into the photo? LOL. Jay-Z sure is one peculiar cat. I won't even bother thinking about the "real" reason Freeway wasn't in the photo. Could it have been a religion thing? "No Beards Allowed" type of situation? Or maybe it was, "Must Be THIS Tall To Take Photo," right? LOL. I know, I'm wrong, I'm wrong. What's really going down righ there, doggies? Hhmm......................

LOL!!! Yeah, I know @UserUnique is dumb silly for getting the "W" over this shot of 5-0 Cent and Lil Wayne but I can't lie. THAT'S FUNNY!!!! LOL!!!! No further discussion needed. What other possible explanation could there have been for such a suspect moment and smile? SMH.


Aight doggies, y'all know how we do it on a rainy day in New York. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Memorial Day!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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