Caption Diss: Jay-Z Split Between Mark Sanchez & Tim Tebow, Gang Green Mania?

Tuesday, Mar 27, 2012 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

SMH. At this point doggies, I've accepted the fact that my New York Jets have become the laughing stock of the NFL. I mean, doggies thought Mark Sanchez was bad? Now we've got Taylor Swift's jump-off Tim Tebow in town? LOL! SMH... All this Gang Green talk has had me thinking about one doggy in particular. Yup. The same doggy from last week. Jay-Z. Doggy was so hard body last year at the 9/11 opening day game at Metlife Stadium, but now who is he rooting for? The flashy Jigga seems like a Sanchez doggy. But the Young Hov we all know loves rocking that Gator band, so Tebowmania, right? I can't call it. What's going on here w/ Jay at Metlife decked out in Jets green? HHmmm....................

SMH @ that doggy they call Gregski86!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! I won't lie, I CO-SIGN that diss to the fullest. Your Cap Diss may have to go in the Doggy of Fame list. Even though we know it was directed toward Kobe Bryant, it could have gone both ways. Doggies know Jay's gotten some of Rihanna's birthday cake and they stay on the married tip. SMH. Right or wrong, you killed it Greg! Funny stuff! LOL!!!!


Aight doggies, I'm still cracking up over Greg's diss. LOL. All New York Jets fans needed a dose of that. LOL. With that said, it's time to go in. Y'all know how we do. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, April 2nd!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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