Caption Diss: Jay-Z & Beyonce Are Thinkin' Of A Master Plan W/ Nothin' But $$$ Inside Their Hands

Tuesday, Mar 6, 2012 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

Doggies, is it just me or are Beyonce Knowles-Carter and Jay-Z the illest hip-hop super couple we've ever seen? I always thought Jay was gassing it up saying "I got the hottest chick in the game, wearing my chain." Say what you want about Rihanna, but Bey's run in this music biz is incomparable. Then you think about Jay's respect and conglomerate status. Throw in President Obama and Oprah Winfrey co-signs, millions upon millions of dollars, charitable power moves, a beautiful newborn baby and nothing else putting pressure on them to succeed? What's up next for these doggies? Even better, what's going on right here? Hhhmmmm......................

LOL @Antowarren Bailey!!!!!! Even though we know that Katy Perry reference is a solid four years old, it's still a goodie especially once y'all think about Weezy locking lips with Baby a few years back. SMH. Funny stuff doggy! LOL!!!


Aight doggies, y'all know how we roll in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, March 12th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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