Caption Diss: Jay-Z Balls So Hard, Even Kobe Bryant Wants To Fine Him?

Tuesday, Mar 20, 2012 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

Ah, how nice it is to be a Kobe Bryant hater, right doggies? LOL. Y'all know we had to do it. Those Lakers getting rid of Derek Fisher!? LOL!!! Maybe Kobe has reason to smile. Or could it be the fact that Vanessa is back to play rich, "MARRIED" housewife? It must be something good to the point that Jay-Z is giving him a pound and Beyonce isn't penning another "Irreplaceable" record for Kobe's chick. LOL. I can't call it, what's going on right here doggies? Hmmmm..................

SMH @Daryl Richardson! LOL!!!! Take that, take that?! LOL!!!!! You went throwback Bad Boy Records right there but I can dig it. Any doggy that told Diddy he could get away rocking some knock-off Star Wars x Darth Vader gear should be deported. IMMEDIATELY! LOL! See what happens when doggy lets Mr. Fonzworth leave his day job to chase a rap dream? LOL.


Aight doggies, I don't want to hear about how it's yet another Kobe Bryant diss for the week. Get used to it, play-offs are coming and if it's not Kobe, then expect to see LeBron James get put on blast if he does anything other than win an NBA championship. LOL. Otherwise, doggies, y'all know how we roll in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, March 26th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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