5 Reasons Why You Should Buy...: "Lava Bangers": "You'll Get Slow Motion Erupting Volcanoes, Larger Than Life Motion Graphic Capital Letters..."
Monday, Feb 20, 2012 12:00AM
[With most people enjoying a work/school-free President's Day, producer Lazerbeak is giving you five reasons to kick back and zone out with his new Lava Bangers instrumental album.]
1. 20 Bangers
This album contains 20 unreleased instrumental heat knockers in just under 40 minutes. That's a one hot heat knocker every (little bit less than) two minute average. I see you Jay.
2. This Awesome Promo Video
You should seriously watch this thing. You'll get slow motion erupting volcanoes, larger than life motion graphic capital letters, an extremely liberal use of the explosion sound effect, and a grip ton of xylophones! All in less than one minute's time. Do it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZyHKPw9pHo )
3. My Last Record Bricked
My last album, Legend Recognize Legend, was a colossal financial failure that may never recoup. Lucky for me, Doomtree Records doesn't cross collateralize album budgets, so if you buy this one I might actually see a little bit of monies off it. My wife would appreciate that.
4. DJ Plain Ole Bill
The secret weapon of this album is international touring DJ extraordinaire Plain Ole Bill. He came in and mixed/transitioned/sequenced all 20 tracks together for a seamless front to back epic musical experience (I may have just copied that off the one sheet), and it totally rules because of that. He's truly the BAWSE.
5. Pop Rocks
If you order the album directly from Doomtree (http://store.doomtree.net/product/lava-bangers-pre-order-lazerbeak ) you'll get a signed copy of the disc, plus a recipe card containing directions on how to make my world renowned LAVA BANGER Nachos and LAVA BANGER Shots. We'll also throw in a packet of Pop Rocks, the final key ingredient to said legendary shots. Most importantly, if you don't order the album I will be forced to consume all of the Pop Rocks ever, and that is probably not the best look for me.
You Decide. Will you buy Lava Bangers?
SOHH/Lava Bangers Contest:
Want a special goody from Doom Tree Records? Here's what you gotta do:
Beginning around 1 PM EST, check out SOHH's Twitter accounts for questions based on Lazerbeak's five reasons you should buy the new album. Make sure when you answer the question, you include the hashtag #SOHHLavaBangers in your response. G'luck!
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