Caption Diss: Kobe Bryant Caught K-I-S-S-I-N-G Ex-Wifey Or Telling 'Er She Wasn't W/ Him In The Gym?

Tuesday, Feb 21, 2012 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

SMH. Even as a loyal and diehard New York Knicks fan, I felt for Los Angeles Lakers' "god" Kobe Bryant. I mean, it's all about sports but when your personal affairs get put on blast and then have to get that Drake, "B*tch, you wasn't with me, shooting in the gym," treatment, or whatever he said, you know that it's all on front street. But the minute I saw this photo of Kobe with his ex-wife, estranged wife, whatever, I was wild tight thinking, "This sucker doggy is back with homegirl?!" But as a few of my other doggies pointed out, the Black Mamba might be pulling a Kevin Spacey on all of us and really be faking the funk to save that paper. Not sure if y'all knew, but if those divorce papers get filed (they got 'til June), it's a wrizzy for Bryant's bank. We're talking Antoine Walker-fast downfall. LOL. So y'all let me know what's going on right here. Is Kobe back with his tail between his legs or is the Black Mamba fooling all of us, even Vanessa? Hmmmm......................

LOL @DreNeal!!!!! Doggy, you sealed the deal with that Cap Diss from last week. Apologies to some of my regular doggies as the comments section is nearly finished (it's either going to stay with the Facebook option or get upgraded one more time). I mean, let's keep it real, Nicki Minaj went up and beyond with her Grammy set and I'm sure even LL Cool J had to pull her to the side to kick some game. Hate on doggy today, but LL's been in the game since most of y'all were still in diapers. Just saying.....


Aight doggies, y'all know how we get down in here. Bonus points for any way y'all can get Jeremy Lin mentioned in the Cap Diss since he's practically everywhere. LOL. Just kdding. Y'all doggies know how we do, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, February 27th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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