Caption Diss: Warren Buffett Shows Jay-Z How To Make A Real Dynasty

Tuesday, Jan 24, 2012 11:06AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

Sorry doggies! This post usually goes up crazy early (I think midnight, right SOHH?) but there were a few technical issues and we're good. LOL. Now off to Warren Buffett. To any doggies that do not have any idea who he is, shame on y'all. Take a moment out of your life to check Wikipedia and realize why most rap doggies have referenced him at least once in their rhymes. But to see the most successful investor in the entire world throw up Jay-Z's dynasty symbol at the 40/40 Club? CLASSIC. Hip-Hop can't lose right now, doggies. From President Barack Obama dropping Al Green lines, Chelsea Handler sleeping with 5-0 Cent and now Warren Buffett rocking the Roc? I can't call it. What's going on right here, doggies? Hhhmmm............................

LOL @Clofresh for winning with such a mediocre Cap Diss last week! LOL. Come on, Clo, you know a doggy like me has props to give you but even you gotta admit that one was corny! C'mon doggies, are y'all telling me I'm the only one who DVR's "Love & Hip Hop?" LOL. Whatever. Props Clo!

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Aight doggies, I'm gonna skip all of the small talk. Y'all know how we do it in here. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, January 30th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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