Caption Diss: Jim Jones' Mommy, Not Baby's Mama, Spits Fire Bombs

Tuesday, Jan 17, 2012 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

I'm guilty as charged, doggies. I've fallen into the trap that makes up reality television. I can't even call it anymore. What turned into dissing my doggies for getting stuck on weeknights from hanging out at the sports bars with their chicks watching "Dancing With The Stars" has turned into me secretly TiVo'ing all the shows. From "Real Housewives" to "Jersey Shore" to yeah, y'all guessed it, "Love & Hip Hop." And it just so happens that my favorite cast member, Mama Jones is coughing up causing a ruckus...OUTSIDE of the show! LOL. Olivia, you really want it with Mama Jones? Yandy Smith? Y'all might wanna keep quiet. If we saw what Nancy does to her own daughter in-law, we can only imagine what lengths she'll go to diss you on wax! LOL! What's going on right here doggies? HHmmmm..........

SMH @BulldogButters. I know, I know, I know. I messed up last week. That photo shopped shot of Amber Rose next to Russell Simmons and Kim Kardashian killed me. Big props though to @"SK" for still coming through gully with a Cap Diss. That's real, doggy. I can't lie though, the lengths both of these women tend to go for "F.A.M.E." (shot fired, Wiz! Kidding, kidding), it would not surprise me if Russell was thinking Jungle Fever that night. LOL!

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Aight doggies, y'all know how the routine goes! Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, January 23rd! Go innnnnnn, but not too hard, I gets down with Mama Jones. LOL!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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