Pulse Report: Drake & Bizarre Go Tattoo Crazy, Kid Cudi's Heart Gets Broken, DJ Whoooooo Kidddddd Takes Over

Friday, Dec 30, 2011 12:15PM

Written by Bulldog Butters

In this week's Pulse Report, we notice Nicki Minaj's two biggest fans go tattoo crazy, take a moment to appreciate life with Kid Cudi, give props to the one and only DJ Whoo Kid and oh SOHH much more!

1. Tats On My Arm

SMH. I don't know how many doggies are out there that have been messing with Bulldog Butters since day one. If y'all go back to that whole Joe Budden/Tahiry Jose break-up, I was chiming in when Tahiry got the name "Joey" covered up below her stomach with some horrendous flower, butterfly, SOMETHING. SMH. I told y'all I had a tat of my mom's name on me. Well, I've added a few since then, but that's besides the point. What's up with doggies going the extra strange mile these days? I mean, it's one thing to get a family member tatted on your body, maybe even someone close to you that passed away, but CELEBRITIES? LOL!!! I mean, doggies, really? Just think about all those horny women that tatted Ricky Martin on their bodies and then found out he is gay? All I'm saying is you have to know the difference between entertainment and reality. I mean, didn't anybody learn from this:

^ OK, so that might be pushing the limit. But then, out of nowhere, how do we get the scoop that Drake tatted Aaliyah on his body? WTF!?!?!?! WHAT!?

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Drake is taking his love with Aailyah to a whole new level, even though you can't really see him, he is to the far right with the white headband. He is seen here with some friends, playing tennis with his shirt off, when someone snapped a shot of his back with Aaliyah's face on there with wings above her head. (Karen Civil)

^ I mean, really, doggy? I'll admit, the photo is kinda blurry but I've seen this on a few blogs and it's pretty legit. A tattoo of Aaliyah though? Doggy, did you even know her? Of couuuurse not. That's the thing that trips me out is how doggies get so consumed on an idea or person that they've never met, so much to the point that they start feeling like they did know them. R.I.P. Big Pun but I never got to meet him or even go to one of his shows, so for me to tattoo Pun on my body? HUH? Doggy is my Top 5 favorite rapper of all-time, Boricua-status, but come on, doggies. Tattoos used to mean something, I think. I don't mean this in any type of disrespect, but Drake, what were you THINKING? SMH. And if y'all thought that was bad, well, then, doggies, y'all are gonna see something really Bizarre:

"I know y'all people heard me and Nicki Minaj, my wife, you heard the song named 'Nicki,'" Bizarre said in a video. "But I want to show Nicki how much I really, really love her. Love her. ... So check this out Nicki. I did this for you and only you. So here goes the world exclusive. This is how much I love you and I will eat your p*ssy for life. F*ck. ..... Right now I'm with my man Brooklyn Payne. He does all of my tattoos. He did my portraits. Right now, I'm going to show you my new addition. My new tattoo. Check it out. F*ck yeah! Nicki, this is how much I love you. This is your husband, Bizarre." (YouTube)

^ FYI, that IS going into "STFU" Honors. SMH. Really, Bizarre? I mean, at some point the games have to stop. I know Bizarre is known for doing wild things, but this is just over the top. One time or another, you have to shut off the computer, go to the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror. D12 was 10 years ago. Even Eminem stopped rocking that blond dye in his hair. Biz, you gotta cut that stuff out. And here is yet another situation with a doggy that, to my knowledge, has never met Nicki Minaj and yet has gone to this extreme. SMH. Logic tells me Drake's tattoo is not as bad as Bizarre's but then at the same time, they're both something I can't even digest. From face tattoos to celebrity tattoos, what's next?

2. Moment Of Clarity

Life doesn't suck, doggies. I try to tell my fellow doggies that on a daily basis. Yeah, I know some doggies are struggling, barely surviving, striving, making money, etc. It's the way things go and I get it but if there's one thing that doggies do that really tick me off is it's when they neglect how special breathing, freedom and uh........LIFE really is. It really gets to me when doggies need another doggy to pass away or for something drastic to happen for them to realize that. Cue in Ben Breedlove. This is a story that if most of y'all didn't peep on SOHH or the other news sites, it's something I'm really asking y'all to peep now. And don't worry, it's just excerpts so you don't have that much reading to do. LOL.

The teenager, Ben Breedlove, died on Christmas Day of a heart attack, but posted his story in a pair of videos a week earlier. In the videos, with an instrumental version of Gary Jules' "Mad World" playing in the background, Breedlove, over a series of handwritten index cards, silently tells of his life coping with hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, a condition marked by the thickening of the heart muscle that makes it hard for the organ to pump blood. Breedlove relays several near-death experiences over his life, most recently being when he collapsed in the hallway of his high school. During the few minutes between when he stopped breathing and was revived by EMS paramedics, he said he had a vision of a being in a white room alongside his hero, Kid Cudi. (New York Daily News)

Doggies, I don't care what religious background you might have, there's no way you watch those clips and do not feel inspired about working hard and knowing there is some type of positive force out there guiding you. Watching and learning this story of Ben made me really have to sit back and put life back into perspective. It made me realize all the dumb times I got mad b/c I missed a train, overpaid for something or had anything just not go "my" way. Doggy battle through those obstacles for 18 years. 18 years. How dare us to complain about the little things in life. Even Kid Cudi, who I've aired out in the past, felt the emotions.

"Iam so sad about Ben Breedlove. I watched the video he left for the world to see, and him seeing me in detail, in his vision really warmed my heart. I broke down, Iam to tears because I hate how life is so unfair. This has really touched my heart in a way I cant describe, this is why I do what I do. Why I write my life, and why I love you all so much. Life is really fucked up sometimes, but I know Ben is at Peace, and I hope he gets a chance to sit and talk with my Dad. We love you Ben. Forever. Thank you for loving me. To Ben's family, you raised a real hero, he's definately mine. You have my love. [sic]," Cudi posted a day following Breedlove's passing. (Kid Cudi's Tumblr)

^ Life, doggies. Don't take it for granted.

3. Doggy of the Week: DJ Whoo Kid

Doggies, I know DJ Whoo Kid has been placed in "STFU" Honors before but even still, y'all know he's probably my favorite deejay that's NOT a deejay. LOL. Well, not a deejay in the typical, old school sense where you had to actually know how to cut and scratch. Whoo Kid is THAT doggy that's never really serious and will have you feel so comfortable that you're going to fall into the trap of saying stuff b/c you got caught up in the moment! LOL! That's why this week it had to be DJ Whoo Kid. His interviews? SMH. The best. He got Common to talk about if he did/didn't smash Chelsea Handler, Big Sean to speak up on the Drake/Common beef AND how far he'd go to kiss Nicki Minaj's rump, plus he kept it gully by going off on Kat Stacks (good riddance) and admitting them G-Unit doggies like to have fun. Doggies, make way, DJ Whoo Kid is that Doggy of the Week!

1. And Then What, Doggy?

"Nah, I ain't touch down with that. I just kept it moving, [laughs]," Common told DJ Whoo Kid. "Why, you want that? You want that? One of y'all want that 'Chelsea Lately'? I don't want that. Yeah, yeah, I gave her a little nice hug, one she felt. [laughs] Yeah." (Radio Planet TV)

^ LOL!!! Now I'm all for the jokes, but what's Common's gripe with Chelsea Handler? She's a fine little Jewish woman if I might say so myself. LOL. In Common's defense though, when you've developed a nice little resume that includes Erykah Badu, Alicia Keys AND Serena Williams? LOL. I can see why Chelsea can't "back" him up. LOL.

2. How Cray Is That Doggy

"Ah man, that's crazy, man," Sean told DJ Whoo Kid when asked about Common dissing Drake. "[We were all cool,] that's what I thought. I don't know what's going on, man. Yeah man. [I'm shocked], definitely, man. There's a lot of funny sh*t going on but I just sit back. I'm glad I'm in the game, man and glad I'm a part of it all. I'm just going to continue to make success. I'm 23 years-old man and I can't complain." (Radio Planet TV)

^ LOL!!!! Listen to the way Whoo Kid does his interviews, doggies. Y'all know when a regular radio host asks these same things, there's that hesitation, but Whoo Kid's laughing and joking makes any doggy open up. PAUSE. Big props for Whoo Kid and that cappuccino line! That's funny, doggies.

3. Kissy Kissy, Doggy, Doggy

"You know Nicki Minaj was there too," Sean told DJ Whoo Kid referring to a recent secret Victoria's Secret showcase. "[What am I trying to say?] Nothing, I'm just saying. [laughs] She looks great, man. She looks very good. Big ups to her. [Would I kiss her a** under a mistletoe?] Man, I would kiss it if it wasn't under a mistletoe. [laughs] I would kiss it in the shower. Yeah." (Radio Planet TV)

SMH.....................really, doggies? LOL! I know in the past I have poked fun at whether or not Nicki Minaj's rump is legit or not (I still think it's plastic), but one thing is for certain....there's not a single doggy I know that wouldn't want to find out for themselves. LOL!

4. Doggies Can't Stand That Kat Trap

DJ Whoo KidKat Stacks

"The Kat Stacks sh*t is so f*cking ignorant," DJ Whoo Kid told SOHH. "It's the most ignorant sh*t I've ever seen in my life. I regret watching her [videos] and saying on for three minutes, heairng her talk. She has to be the most ignorant person in the history of this sh*t they call hip-hop. Like, how could you be 'that' ignorant and then you bring your mother into it? Come on. I guess that's why people are watching it. I don't know. I don't need those kind narrow-minded people. I need people who are cool, fashionable, that are into good music, enjoying life and good food, who want to learn. That's what I want to attract. I don't want ignorant idiots. That sh*t's weird. At the end of the day, when people see quality stuff, that's why I'm always booked [for shows], I tour non-stop. It's because I give out quality sh*t. I really like what I'm doing and I do it for my fans." (SOHH)

FINALLY! I know Nelly and Bow Wow kinda aired her out but it's been too many doggies making y'all think Kat Stacks was cool. From Soulja Boy to Slim Thug to even MC Lyte saying she's cool beans. Nahhhhhhh, that ain't right. What I like about what Whoo Kid said is that he didn't go over the top, he made mad valid points. Doggy even admits he has wasted time out of his life watching Stacks' videos. SMH. And yes, doggies, I have as well. LOL. CO-SIGN 100 PERCENT, WHOO KID!

5. GGG-GGGGotcha, Doggy!

"50 and them are still [pranking] but I've been vigilant with it and watching my door, making sure my rooms are locked, check my underwear for any kind of spices or whatever it is that they're doing," Kid laughingly added. "I don't want garlic in my socks. ... Nobody [in G-Unit] is off limits when it comes to pranks. I think 50 is the only one probably because everyone is scared to trick him. He's just notorious because you can't really surprise him without him swinging. ... If you try to trick or scare him it's over. We don't know what the outcome would be. We would do a water joke on him, pour a bucket of water, but we don't know if that would be funny or if we'd get beat up. [laughs] I don't know." (SOHH)

^ LOL!!!! NO COMMENT! LOL!!!!!!!

4. Mrs. Butterworth: KiKi Kayo

Do y'all doggies realize how much I love this section? LOL. It's like a doggy who shoots Playboy or those other adult-doggy mags but is married with kids. LOL. I get to put y'all on to the hottest pieces across the Internet and don't have to worry about my girl catching these lovely ladies bookmarked on my laptop! LOL! This week? KiKi Kayo. There's thickness and then there is KiKi Kayo. Actions speak louder than words, so feast your eyes on a little treat to help y'all get ready for 2012! Big props to Hustle Bunny for coming through yet again!

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^ SMH. I always loved biracial dime pieces. Alicia Keys. Lenny Kravitz's daughter Zoe Kravitz, Leona Lewis, Halle Berry, Mariah Carey. LOL. Now watch KiKi Kayo grind out the year right here. SMH. This has me speechless. LOL!

^ Y'all won't get a bigger bang until midnight Saturday, doggies! LOL!!!

5. "STFU" Honors

Well, doggies, this is going to be the last "STFU" Honors for the year and so y'all know I could only choose the best of the best. LOL. This week, much like any other, has your favorite prime time doggies just talking ridiculous. Let's start off with Lil Wayne who has the audacity to name his favorite sports teams without any sense of logic. A doggy that's from NEW ORLEANS that's repping the Red Sox? LOL!! No wonder Chris Paul wanted out of the N.O. And speaking of basketball, I'm all about doggies proving themselves on the mic, but Diego Cash acting like his spitting skills (PAUSE) got him a record deal with Carmelo Anthony? LOL!! Doggy, YOU'RE LALA'S LITTLE BROTHER! LOL!!! And even though I love that sweet little confused thing they call Kreayshawn, something about doggies getting all emo-tional on Ustream just doesn't pop off for me. On the topic of doggies doing stuff for attention, what's all this Bizarre obsessing over Nicki Minaj stuff? SMH. A tattoo on your arm? Really, Biz? Finally, we gotta give it up to Red Cafe, a doggy that actually said it's a draw between KANYE WEST "AND" ANDRE 3000 for hottest in the game honors but that Drake is a shoe-in? SMH. In case y'all didn't know, it's time for "SHUT THE F*CK UP" HONORS!

1. Lil Wayne

"Since this is the first show, I'll let you know from this show on, you will be able to post questions to our Facebook page or to our site or whatever," Weezy added. "You'll be able to post questions up. I'll get to those questions in some kind of way -- I have my teams. I'm not sure if you can tell, but I'm a Green Bay Packers fan, I'm an LA Lakers fan, I'm a Boston Red Sox fan, I'm a Washington Capitals fan."

2. Diego Cash

diego-cash-carmelo-anthony-2011-12-27-300x300.jpgCarmelo Anthony & LaLa

"I've known Carmelo Anthony for like seven or eight years. I've known him for a while and we've been trying to get the [Krossover Entertainment] label going on for about five years. That's my man, that's my homeboy. Carmelo started the record label probably just to help push me because he saw what I was doing and got his own little impression because of the way I was moving on my own. So he was like, "Look, I want to see if we could do something together or join." So we started up Krossover and we've been moving.

3. Kreayshawn

"I don't feel like I've been treated nicely," Kreay says in the video. "I've been shot down, I've been ignored, I've even had people I've done free music videos for tell other people not to work with me. You know, I'm at the club and I'm filming at the club and a guy walks up to me and goes, 'Oh, you know woo-woo-woo?' I could say his name 'cause I don't give a f*ck -- he's like, 'He's been running around telling people not to work with you.' ... I don't talk sh*t about anybody. So when I hear sh*t like this, this sh*t just makes me really mad ... and for Lil B to just ignore me in my face? Come on, I did your face Based music videos. I really supported him -- I feel like I've gone out of my way to help people and trying to get all my sisters on, and just sh*t like that. I feel like I've been working harder for other people than for myself and I feel like it shouldn't be like that."

4. Bizarre

"I know y'all people heard me and Nicki Minaj, my wife, you heard the song named 'Nicki,'" Bizarre said in a video. "But I want to show Nicki how much I really, really love her. Love her. ... So check this out Nicki. I did this for you and only you. So here goes the world exclusive. This is how much I love you and I will eat your p*ssy for life. F*ck. ... Right now I'm with my man Brooklyn Payne. He does all of my tattoos. He did my portraits. Right now, I'm going to show you my new addition. My new tattoo. Check it out. F*ck yeah! Nicki, this is how much I love you. This is your husband, Bizarre."

5. Red Cafe

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"Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, Drake, Fabolous, and a toss up between Andre 3000 and Kanye," Cafe said in an interview. "I've been a fan of hip-hop from the early days. Hip-hop was just putting words together and having fun. Then rappers like Nas who rapped about the neighborhood and things that we were going through. And Biggie Smalls. I got a story too. My stories are interesting. I did it for fun and then people started getting interested. Now if your music is being appreciated, people want you to continue because it helps them get through their days."

***Doggies, in less than 48 hours, it'll be 2012. Countdown to Dooms Day! LOL. Just kidding. Much like last week, I just want to thank y'all doggies for a fun year. There's been comedy, drama, even some horror at times. Whether y'all are headed out to New York to watch the ball drop or playing it safe in doors, I'll catch y'all on Tuesday! Happy New Year, DOGGIES! --BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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