Caption Diss: Pitbull Wags His Tail, J. Lo Shakes Her Rump

Tuesday, Nov 29, 2011 12:05AM

Written by Bulldog Butters

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

LOL!!! Doggies, is it just me or did y'all think that Pitbull's career was over after 2004? Well, let me take that back, I thought after his ill verse where he raps, "It's Mr. 305, a.k.a," off DJ Khaled's 2006 album was where his buck stopped. But nah, not quite so when you look at what he's done lately. He's got the pop stations going bonkers, has Lindsay Lohan tight at him and oh yeah, has the fatty of all fatties grinding up against him in this week's Cap Diss shot. LOL. Jennifer Lopez can STILL get it doggies so stop turning y'all's noses up. LOL. My question to y'all is, what's exactly going down right here? Doggy just trying to get a bone? Hhmmmmm..............................

SMH. Don't get me wrong, @c.draper the boss don, I know I called you out last week so don't take this personal, but HOW DO YOU WIN THIS CAP DISS? LOL!!! Not taking anything away from SOHH but am I just too dumb to get the joke? Really, doggies, huh??? OK, so it's like "I can't believe it's not butter," but instead of butter it's rapping? LOL. Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaay. I think there were some other worthy contenders but whatever. Congrats doggy.


Aight, hopefully y'all are done munching on those Thanksgiving Day leftovers and have returned to reality with some regular food, a.k.a. junk and empty carbohydrates. LOL. Skip all that, y'all know how we roll! Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, December 5th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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