SOHH Whatcha Think: Cuffing Season In FULL Effect? Peep Wayne's Bangin' New Bride & The Latest Celeb Sex Tape [Click Here & Speak]
Thursday, Nov 24, 2011 12:05AM
It's that magical time of the year when chicks trade in their sandals for Uggs and their walks in the parks for late night romps at the townhouse. Yep. It's Cuffing Season. For those unfamiliar with the term, here's the official definition, courtesy of Urban Dictionary:
During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed. (Urban Dictionary)
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but that a** is so delightful ... if there's only one thing to know, grab a ho, grab a ho, grab a ho ...
Familiar with Suelyn Medeiros? This pretty young thing has more images on the Web than Google. All of which are a sight to behold. In an age where every girl is signed to Bathroom Mirror Model Agency, Suelyn has upped the ante with a sextape that has made its way online. Oh, you ain't know? Sextapes are the new mixtape. Some cats check for DatPiff, I check for DatPoon. Take another look at that pic and TELL ME those aren't some Thanksgiving buns you wouldn't mind buttering. Exactly.
Now, nowhere in the rules of Cuffing Season is it stated that one must film and upload a clip of you and your winter boo gettin' it in, but Ms. Medeiros, I ain't mad at cha. As a matter of fact ...
Cuffin' Season is all about having something on deck to hook up with as opposed to braving the harsh winter elements in search of a little action. But Young Money head honcho Lil' Wayne doesn't seem to give a f*ck, as reports have arisen that he's jumped the broom and married his longtime girlfriend, Dhea.
Congrats Weezy and Happy Thanksgiving. Fathers: Your daughters are once again safe from getting pregnant this Christmas.
Cuffing Season: Do you abide by the rules, or is it fair game on the opposite sex year round?
Think on that, and be sure to peep this new track by Cam'ron:
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]