Caption Diss: Drake Takes A Night Off...In A Lonely, Dark Room?

Tuesday, Oct 18, 2011 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss crown for a whole week. Who run it?

SMH. This doggy. LOL. You would think that everything going on in Drake's life, the dating rumors between him and Rihanna/Serena Williams, a sexy relationship he's got with Nicki Minaj, making that Forbes Cash Kings list, having an album about to drop and being on one of the hottest labels out right now, he'd have a lot more to be happy about, right, doggies? SMH. Look, you're an "emo" rapper, sure, we get it but loosen up! All this sad, depressing music he's making for the girls out there has doggies like me kinda questioning whether or not he's bigger than that "I'm On One" record. So here we are again, looking at Drake in a dark room waiting on a phone call it appears. "Are you drunk right now?" LOL. Doggies, this Cap Diss is money in the bank. Runners take your position and let SOHH know what y'all think is going on in his dome piece right about now! Hmmm.....................

LOL @Extasytube! That hating/dissing on Diddy was corny! LOL! But I'll oblige with SOHH on it. Kinda funny...I GUESS. LOL. Not trying to hate, b/c y'all know all we do is appreciate up in here. So with that being said, congrats on getting that "W" doggy. Rock the Cap Diss crown firmly b/c @INCREDABUCKS and @LeonSpinks are ice grilling right about now. LOL!


Aight doggies, let's get right to the point b/c I still have to go out and cop myself a new Halloween costume. In the meantime, y'all know how we get down up in here! Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, October 24th! Ha, what a coincidence, Drake's birthday. LOL.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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