Caption Diss: DJ Khaled & Rick Ross: Who's The Boss?

Tuesday, Oct 25, 2011 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Disscrown for a whole week. Who run it?

SMH. Doggies, this week was tough, I won't even lie to y'all. LOL. At first I had 5-0 Cent is my Cap Diss and then he got all emotional with the PSA and made me think, "Well, maybe doggy is really sincere about this whole feeding a million kids thing." Then I had Lil Wayne as Cap Diss but had a change of heart after reading his dope GQ Magazine Q&A, just realizing doggy is legit and really about that skateboarding life. So, I kept thinking......who has been out there a lot over the past week? DJ Khaled! Rick Ross! LOL. Now look doggies, y'all know I'm first in line to vouch for the Boss but my question is, what's up with Khaled getting all emo over him? Saying how much he loves him? Checking him out of the hospital? Telling Russell Simmons that he's NURSING Ross? LOL!!!! WTF? Any doggies sensing a little bit of Guru and Solar right about now? LOL. I can't be the only doggy thinking that, right? Well, maybe y'all can clarify what's the real deal here. What's going on with Khaled and Ross, doggies? Hhhmmmmmm.............................

SMH and LOL @LUCIDMUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!! Doggy, I messes with you, on the real! LOL!!!!!!! For all of y'all amateurs out there, take notes. LUCID, you bodied that Drake Cap Diss last week. FINALLY! A doggy that wasn't shook to have some fun and show that sometimes the more vague and less detailed Cap Disses can be big time winners. Come on, now, y'all doggies know Drake looks like, well, I'll put it like this....didin't Nicki once say, "If I had a d*ck I would pull it out and piss on 'em?" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @LUCIDMUSIC, glad SOHH awarded you on that. LOL!

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Aight doggies, I know some of y'all have been asking what's goodie with the Cap Diss prizes that used to go down. LOL. Don't worry, I didn't ruffle any feathers with SOHH, but what they said is they're doing more of their giveaways via their Twitter page. So y'all make sure to check up on them: @SOHHDOTCOM and @SOHH, tell them Bulldog Butters sent y'all, too! I need a raise up in this joint. LOL. Just kidding. Aight doggies, y'all know how we get down. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, October 31st aka HALLOWEEN! I'll catch y'all on Friday!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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