SOHH Whatcha Think: Rose & Wiz Allegedly Tied The Knot: How Long 'Til They Roll Out Divorce Papers? [Click Here & Speak]
Monday, Sep 12, 2011 1:00AM
A rose is still a rose, unless that rose is Amber Rose, who may now be Mrs. Wiz Khalifa.
Not sure if you've heard the talk, but ever since photos of America's 63rd favorite celebrity couple (the pair narrowly beat out some random n*gga who freestyled over "Otis" and his girl) hit the web, it appears that rapper Wiz Khalifa may have actually put a ring on *insert job title here ... anyone?* Amber Rose.
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
Anyone else imagine the best man being Snoop Dogg and Amber walking down the aisle to Wayne's "How to Love" as Wiz looks on, wondering if this is reality or some Inception type side-effect from the weed Snoop sold him -- which coincidentally, was also called Inception?
Maybe that's just me.
While there is no confirmation from either party (yet) that the knot has been tied, Amber's been talking about locking Wiz down for a minute now.
"We're definitely going to get married and have babies. Not right now because we're still busy and we still want to enjoy each other first. We want to go on vacation, travel and just enjoy each other company, but he's definitely the one. We're definitely going to lay it down and get it done." (Global Grind)
The Rose/Wiz hookup always felt a bit ... contrived. Real feelings may exist on Wiz's part, hell, Amber is bad, no denying that, but one can't shake the vibe that after her split with Yeezy, she would have been with another rapper (any other rapper) regardless. On the flipside, dating Rose helped keep Khalifa's name poppin' as well, so I guess what they have can be considered a mutually beneficial situation.
If times get hard, albums stop selling and the fans stop cheering -- it will be interesting to see if Wiz actually has a down a** chick on his hands. Side by side, you kinda get an idea of what Flava Flav and "Strange Love" co-star Brigitte Nielson would have looked like if they had fallen in love several decades earlier. Sh*t is eerie.
But I digress.
SOHH Watcha Think -- if the pair are actually bride and groom, how long do you give it until their union goes up in smoke?
Hey -- if they're husband and groom and truly happy, congrats. In fact, here's a honeymoon gift from us, "Club Paradise" from Drake.
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]