Caption Diss: Alicia Keys Eyes Down Mr. Showwwwwtimeee

Tuesday, Sep 20, 2011 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss honor for a week. Who run it?

Man, doggies, I really don't get too involved in the whole relationship side of things but with the whole Wiz Khalifa/Amber Rose recent marriage rumors and that Ice-T and Coco Cap Diss from a couple weeks ago, I can't help it! LOL! This week continues the couples-themed movement. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz? SMH. Even Kat Stacks proved some doggies will go to drastic measures in pursuit of the kitty kat and I can't help but think Swizzy is no different. In his defense though, that Christina Elizabeth chick looks SMOKING! Y'all need to check her out in your own time. In the mean time, what do y'all think is going on right here? Hhmmmmm.................???

LOL @INCREDABUCKS!!!!!! Doggy, you might officially be the crown holder in here! You stay winning like them Lakers! LOL. Natalie Nunn gave doggies a lot to work with and doggy capitalized off that! LOL! Use 'swallowing' as a metaphor or take it directly, b/c Nunn has tried and failed with the fame factor. Wiz Khalifa? Yung Berg? LOL! What's next? Chet Haze? LOL!!!!!!!! Congrats @INCREDABUCKS, you won that and had a doggy rolling! LOL!!!!!!!


Aight doggies, FYI, my Jets are 2-0 but on a more serious note, y'all know how we get down in here! Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, September 26th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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