Caption Diss: 50 Cent Heads To Muppetville For Next Possible G-Unit Signing?

Tuesday, Sep 27, 2011 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss honor for a week. Who run it?

DOGGIES, FYI, 5-0 CENT IS NOT SIGNING THIS MUPPET! LOL. In 2011, doggies take every little joke too serious. But then again, 5-0 did recently sign a deal with Shawty Lo and "Jersey Shore's" DJ Pauly D, so this wouldn't shock me either. LOL!!! Nah, really though doggies, I can't call what 5-0's been up to lately. I always say his money is fading away each day but maybe he's trying to really cash in on those kids? LOL. I quit, this is too much, doggies! "Hey 5-0, you auditioning for that Don King straight-to-DVD release?" LOL!!!!!! It's on y'all doggies, please explain what's going on in EITHER of these doggies' minds! Hhhmmmmmmmmm................?

LOL @LeonSpinks! Doggy came through with that hot sauce on Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz. I guess the story died out pretty fast b/c I thought it had "separation" and "divorce" written all over it. I mean, doggies, how many baby mother's and affairs has Swizz had over the past few years? Anyway, funny stuff doggy.

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Aight y'all, go ahead and start talking trash about my Jets being 2-1 but it just takes one game to turn it all around. Our defense is BAD. Come on Rex! Anyway, y'all know how we roll up in here! Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, October 3rd!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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