Pulse Report: Lil Wayne Tells Jigga To Bring It, Amber Rose & Rihanna Battle Sex, Lies & Video Tapes, Game Wants The Throne Status
Friday, Aug 26, 2011 12:20PM
In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we're going to analyze the hype surrounding Lil Wayne and Jay-Z's beef, try to figure out if Amber Rose and Rihanna are HUSTLIN', pay respect to Game for ruling the last seven days and oh SOHH much more!
1. Little Boy Vs. Old Man
Sorry doggies, but it's the truth. If any doggy out there thinks Lil Wayne could win a battle, a RAP BATTLE, then you're bugging. But at the same time, as much as I hate to admit it, could Jay-Z really end the career of Lil Wayne? Doggy kinda got her clock rocked after "Ether" hit him. Haven't really heard Jay go hard at another doggy since. But I'm jumping ahead. Let's get to the matter at hand. I mean, y'all remember this, right?
"Really, you got baby money." The line is a double entendre meant both as a general reference to the small amount of money that other rappers have in comparison to Jay-Z, and as a specific reference to the wealth of rapper Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Carter, also known as "Weezy Baby," and fellow New Orleans rapper and record executive Brian "Birdman" Williams, also known as "Baby." The latter recently claimed the former had more money than Jay-Z, which is, well, simply not true. Jay-Z earned $63 million dollars last year, tops on our list of hip-hop's top earners, while Lil Wayne banked $20 million. Birdman did not make the list. Perhaps the best line on Jay-Z's new track is a verifiable and, one might say progressive, boast: "(You) ain't got my lady's money!" Indeed, Beyonce took in a whopping $87 million by our last annual count, more than any rapper -- and more than Jay-Z and Lil Wayne combined. (Forbes)
^ And now?
"Talkin' 'bout baby money, I gotcha baby money," Wayne raps. "Kidnap your b*tch get that how much you love your lady money / I know you fake, n*gga / Press your brakes, n*gga / I'll take you out, that's a date, n*gga / I'm a grown a** blood, stop playing with me / Play a**hole, and get an a** whippin' / I think you pussycat, hello kitty." ("It's Good")
^ Salty, doggies? Any doggy who thinks Lil Wayne's response was good is playing themselves. First off, you respond 7 MONTHS LATE!!! LOL!!!! Then, you talk about being a "grown a** Blood"??? LOL!!!!!!!!!! And oh yeah, Jay was the CASH KING, so what are you screaming about Weezy? But what makes this an automatic "L!!!" is the fact that you did some sneaky stuff by putting Jadakiss on a diss track? Nah, that ain't right.
"Yall hating a** c*cksuckers better chill..they only sent me a track wit NO verses and I recorded that verse 3 months ago! #leavemeoutofit"
"When I DISS n*ggas or have a problem Wit ANY RAPPER I SAY THere NAMES without hesitation and YALL know this already!"
"On my way back to NY,pardon the outburst but N*ggas Know Better! #anybodycangetit" (Jadakiss' Twitter)
^ SMH. That wasn't even right, doggies. Even if Jada is cool with Wayne, some doggy over there should have reached out and let him know what was what. That was a punk move, doggies. And for all of y'all that thought the Internet was talking hype and that the diss wasn't aimed at Jay-Z?
"I know there won't be any repercussions behind what I did," says a confident Wayne when asked if he had second thoughts about recording his acidic verse for 'It 's Good.' "I know for a fact music is about perception. You can't do anything but perceive what you hear. I know that for a fact. So I can't ever be upset about someone's reaction." Wayne added that while he understands the intrigue and buzz behind the record, it's just another song. "I'm not going to say I don't know what would happen before I even say [something on record]," he explains. "I do know what will happen. I'm aware of it. But it is what it is." (VIBE)
And for what it's worth? Even the Birdie felt like chirping in:
"YMCMB.I got ur BABY MONEY$$$$$.We Tha Busine$$.#dontLie.C4.aug 29. BMJR." (Birdman's Twitter)
Bottom line, doggies? If Jay WANTED to, he could hurt Wayne. I mean, doggy has a jokingly high number of baby's mothers, more kids than even I can remember and oh yeah, he tongue kissed Baby. LOL. Y'all be the judge.
2. Sex, Lies & Video Tapes
Doggies, what is going on these days? I mean, is it that slow of a summer that we get treated to more topless photos of Amber Rose and rumors about a Rihanna/J.Cole sex tape all within a 24 hour time span? SMH. I can't even call it. The sad news is the Rose thing is TRUE. Even though we can't show the shots here, I am sure y'all will find out where to find them. LOL. For the poltiically correct approach, peep this:
Nude photos of Amber Rose have surfaced once again on theInternet Tuesday. Surprised? Rose who once dated rapper Kanye West, appears in the photos completely bare while posing on a bed. Nude photos of Amber Rose also leaked earlier this year, on June 28, 2011- this being the latest of amateur photos of the curvaceous socialite being released by MediaTakeOut.com. Rose, who is currently dating rapper Wiz Khalifa, bares it all in the following 3 picture set. (News One)
^ Now let's be honest, doggies. Does any one of y'all feel like this is getting a bit weird? Well, maybe weird isn't the word I mean. Seems like whenever Rose's buzz starts to die out, there's a sex-related thing going on. Just look, almost every three months there are topless/nude pics of her. Right? Y'all can discuss amongst y'all selves right there. The next one, I found a bit more entertaining.......for the first 60 seconds. LOL.
In an exclusive statement the porn magazine claims they are have an intimate video which allegedly features the "S&M" singer and rapper J-Cole. "Hustler are in possession of the Rihanna and J-Cole tape," said a rep for the adult company. "We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet." While they refused to disclose any further details of the tape, the fact that it exists is sure to have Rihanna quaking in her stilettos. (RadarOnline)
^ I don't know. Doggies, HUSTLER? LOL. This ain't some Media Take Out source. So that threw me off a bit. I won't even lie. But all of that mini-excitement got killed a couple hours later when these two doggies had to kill the hype.
"We don't believe U, U need more people...AND ofcourse an actual sextape! #slownewsday," she tweeted August 24th. (Rihanna's Twitter)
"Gossip Gossip, n*gga just stop it," he tweeted August 25th. (J. Cole's Twitter)
^ No offense, but WHO does Rihanna think she is though? Yeah, she can play the media and say it was a slow news day, but haven't we seen her nude pics allllready? I think there is some validity buried in this story, just not sure where. LOL.
3. Doggy of the Week: Game
LOL. Come on doggies, y'all can't hate on me for giving Game that doggy love this week. Just like I said a couple weeks ago, when you have a new album out, the media/press is all over you. Hence, Game was the million dollar doggy this week. I mean, punching doggies out in the streets, remembering when Jay-Z clowned you, thinking about making your own Watch the Throne album and oh yeah, those first-week sales numbers? Doggy has plenty of reasons to be that Doggy of the Week. Bow down and cop that album while you're at it!
The Game has been accused of punching a man in the face in front of a Hollywood nightclub early Tuesday morning ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We're told the rapper has been named in a police report ... filed by a man who claims he was attacked by The Game in front of Colony nightclub. TMZ obtained footage of the incident -- which shows The Game engaged in a physical altercation ... but it's unclear if the rapper actually threw a punch. After the initial skirmish, a fired up Game can be seen yelling in frustration -- and was restrained by his friends. We're told the LAPD is investigating the incident ... but no arrests have been made. So far, no word from The Game himself -- but people close to the rapper tell us he denies hitting anyone. (TMZ)
^ THAT. IS. STREET. Y'all know I clown on Game here and there, especially last week with the whole apology but let's keep it gully. How many rappers do y'all know will get out there and try to knuckle like that? Some of y'all may call it being dumb but just like doggies from the old school, some things you gotta respect.
Big Boy continued to press for more details on what Jay actually said that was so offensive. Game tried to avoid the question, replying, "I'll tell you off air, anybody else who wants to know, just follow me on Twitter and ask me," but eventually he gave in and wrote the answer on a piece of paper. Apparently, Game figured that with someone else reading it out loud, it was less likely to "stir up something crazy." According to Game's hand-scribbled note, this is the response, from Jay-Z, that triggered a few years worth of mudslinging: "Most of you new rappers won't last long anyway, maybe you should think of another lane." (Hip Hop DX)
^ LOL!!!!!!!! NO COMMENT, DOGGIES!!!
"If I had to link up with someone on the West Coast, first and foremost it would be Snoop - Snoop is my dude, that would be crazy, that would be a crazy collaborative effort right there," Game said in an interview. "[Does the West need a Watch the Throne-esque album?] I don't think the West Coast needs anything, I think we've been perfectly fine doing what we been doing forever, the West don't need nothing we straight, we get everything we need -- we got the DUB! We the only Coast that can throw up the DUB so let's ride with that." (Dubcnn)
^ The funny thing about this, doggies, is the fact that Game could probably make this happen. It's one thing to name a doggy that you cannot get on wax but then you have a doggy like Snoop Dogg that's shown Game love on music videos and records in the past? I'm feeling it, doggies. Don't know quite why, but I am. LOL.
Game's new Interscope release, The R.E.D. Album, is slated to do in the range of 90-95k in sales, according to one-day reports from those music retailers who haven't closed up shop and set up Ludo Bites pop-up restaurants. It's the rap star's first album since 2008's LAX and stands for his self-declared "Rededication to hip-hop." And, oh yeah, dropping the "The" from his name. (HITS Daily Double)
^ This is a win or lose situation, doggies. If Jay-Z and Kanye West STILL outsell Game next week? He loses. BUT, if Game's new album debuts at No. 1 or even above them? He wins. That simple. LOL. And while y'all can diss all you want, Game doing 95K after this album has been delayed since 2009 and without any real strong radio records? Yeah. 95K sounds really good.
4. Mrs. Butterworth: Amber Rose
SMH. Doggies, there's a few things y'all have to know. For starters, I think Amber Rose ain't a gold digger but she's a few rappers away from being one. Next, I have never been a doggy that thought the baldie approach was a way to get a doggy's attention. But eh, maybe I was wrong b/c since Rose has been out, y'all have no idea how many NYC chicks have pulled the same stunts. LOL. Now, with that said, let's put all of our personal feelings about Rose to the side. All that groupie and gossip talk out the door, y'all can't lie to yourselves, Amber Rose's body may be the best thing that's happened to hip-hop. LOL. Thickness from top to bottom? Doggies, why am I still talking? Tuck in your shirts and brush your teeth, Amber Rose is the latest Mrs. Butterworth!
^ SMH. Those 300x300 dimensions kill me, doggies. Pay Dynasty Series some love and check out the 'full' version of these shots, doggies! I know, I know, y'all are probably tight (pause) thinking, "Butters, we HAVE SEEN this chick naked, why even bother?" Well doggies, just like y'all pay to see more Martin Lawrence in those corny PG-13 flicks, some things are still worth it. LOL. Now, after y'all come back to reality, enjoy some stunning visuals! LOL!!!
^ And the survey says??? Boing!
5. "STFU" Honors
Doggies, let me be honest with y'all. I love ALL doggies but when it comes to doggies that talk reckless? LOL. Well, I love them too but it's the ones that present themselves like they really believe what they're saying is factual. This week's top five? SMH. Give it up to Amil who claims she's still holding a grudge....after 11 years? LOL. Then what can I say about Benzino that hasn't been said NOWHERE ELSE. NOT RELEVANT, but when you say you have material that can body Watch the Throne and H*ll: The Sequel? LOL!!! You lose! He goes back to blacklisted Pulse Report status after this. Kreayshawn going after Diddy's best doggy? SMH. I guess she doesn't realize her career is actually fading away right in front of her. And unless we're talking about a teenage witch, no chick named Sabrina is allowed to be relevant dissing someone else. Enough said. Finally? SMH. Game NOT dissing or name dropping? LOL!!!!! Doggies, welcome back to "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors!
"I haven't spoken to Jay in years but I really wish I could talk to him because that would just really bring closure to me. But he knows I love him," she says. "People think there was bad blood between us, but there never was any bad blood. Things happen and I wasn't ready for where my career was going at that time. It was really overwhelming."
"I've been sitting on my throne for a long time now," Zino said in an interview with Mikey T The Movie Star. "I done been there, done that, seen it, did it. But I like the [Watch the Throne] album. I like the album, the album's pretty hot -- At the end of the day, I got a joint coming out and I think mine's is just as hot as Bad Meets Evil, just as hot as The Throne, just as hot as anything out there, really, to be honest with you."
"I really wanted to say, wait no, what I really wanted to say is Rick Ross 'is' fake," Kreayshawn said during a Ustream withfriends. "I bet you five dollars Rick Ross can't find his d*ck. Like he gave up [looking]. I would [stay with my shirt off] too. He probably hot. He'll be like, 'Shut up Kreayshawn, I got bigger t*tties than you. Ugh! My left t*tty weigh more than your thigh.'"
"I just don't hold back. I expected the backlash for the 'Lady Gaga' and I'm not someone who craves the spotlight or just wants the attention," Sabrina added. "I really feel that way and I still want to shoot her but I think she's done a good job at shooting herself in the foot, honestly. I don't want to kill her, but her character and everything she does is so annoying to me. People could say the videos I put out aren't appropriate for children but I'll tell you Lady Gaga's fanbase are 13 year-olds, 18 year-olds and some of the stuff she puts out is totally inappropriate, in my opinion. I know she is being influenced by drugs and I have personal inside information about that. I hope she doesn't turn out like another Amy Winehouse but that's the road she's heading in, even though I would never compare her to Amy Winehouse. So I say everything I really feel. In my upcoming album, we diss Katy Perry, Beyonce, a little bit and there's something about Jay-Z."
"Me and Game was in the studio yesterday," Mars revealed. "We did two songs. That's coming along crazy. We're going to have no features: It's just him rapping. No name dropping, no little things people say is clichÃ© about Game. It's just putting on the boxing gloves and going for what we know."
***Doggies, is it just me or do y'all think Kreayshawn is going to fall off? Well, I guess you have to get "on" before you can fall off. LOL. Who knows, maybe I'll be wrong and she'll Lady Gaga the rap game, right, Sabrina? LOL. I heard her freestyle going at Rick Ross and it was beyond garbage. I got twisted off that "Gucci Gucci" and now starting to realize she may not be as authentic as a doggy once thought. LOL. Rumor is Carter IV could do a million copies? LOL!!!! Yeah, don't hold your breath. I say 400-500K, TOPS, in its first TWO weeks. LOL. Other than that, y'all be safe, doggies. Weather is nasty out over here. Catch y'all on Tuesday! --BB***
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]