5 Reasons Why You Should Buy...: "Just My Thoughts": "You're Gonna See The A** Whooping Factory In Rare Form"
Monday, Jul 25, 2011 12:45PM
[With tomorrow's release of comedian Nephew Tommy's Just My Thoughts on deck, the stomach-aching stand-up comic gives you his Top 5 reasons to purchase the funniest footage on the market.]
1. Couch Potato
This [DVD will help you have] the best in-house date you can have. You can have your date over and just pop this in. The best place to watch this is probably at home in your living room. You can watch it over at grandma's too. This is not something where it's graphic or anything like that. I [use] some colorful words but I'm just not a graphic dude. If I talk about something on a sexual basis, it's done in a very, very intelligent way. You can watch this anywhere. I don't care where you watch it, I just want to make sure you watch it.
Secondly, I'ma keep you laughing. I'm going to have you laughing from the beginning to end. Let me tell you something. You can expect me giving my take on the Obamas, my take on cheating, of course that ties in to Tiger Woods. I try to stay as current as possible on what's going on today. I try to stay up on everything. So when you wonder what Tommy's talking about, just know I'm talking about stuff that's going to last a long time. I'm not doing a special where you watch it and a year later you're like, "That's old news."
3. My President Is Black
Thirdly, I'm going to have you thinking about political things. I think politics is something that needs to be talked about. When you look at the fact that we have a black president, who I think is doing an awesome job, and often times, people try to sway away from him because he's black. My thing is this. I'm not degrading him at all, if anything I'm blessing him. I'm going at it as, "This is my man right here." So it's a different take on it and then I am nailing people to the table that are coming at it sideways.
4. How To Be A Player
Fourth, I'm going to talk about relationships. I'm going to talk to you about how you're supposed to handle it. If you're a real playa playa, then you'll see what this is all about. I ain't throwing you under the bus, let's put it that way. This is one of those things where I'm letting brothers know how you are not a player. Me, personally, Thomas Miles, Nephew Tommy, I'm a player from The Himalayas. I'm talking about those guys that get into the game that are not players but think they are. When you wait until you're 40 and then decide to be a player, boom, you don't know what the h*ll you're doing. This is me educating you on, "Hey, stay there with your wife because you don't know what the h*ll you're doing."
5. A** Whooping Time
This is the last reason and it's the one you're really going to want to do. You're going to be trying to figure out, after you see me open up this new thing on stage called Tommy's A** Whooping Factory, when you see me whooping up this business, you're gonna be like, "Who do we want to drop off so they can get their a** whooped?" There's plenty of people. There's people that need to go to jail but there's more people that need their a** whooped. You're gonna see the a** whooping factory in rare form. I came up with [the idea] a couple years ago and it's a joke that you can do forever. Somebody always needs their a** whooped. We always see stuff on the news and what do we always say? "He don't need to go to jail but he needs one h*ll of an a** whooping." There's a lot of people that need their a** whooping. I don't even know if I whooped OJ's a** on here but we got a guy who got away with murder and then turned around to write a book about how he would have done it. What the f*ck?! You need your a** whooped. That's what I'm talking about. I got a line of celebrities that need their a** whooped and I do it right there on stage.
You Decide. Will you purchase Just My Thoughts?
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