Pulse Report: Amber Rose's Career Is Finished, Freddie Gibbs Goes Duck Huntin', Big Sean Is Finally Famous
Friday, Jul 1, 2011 12:20PM
In this week's Pulse Report, we come to terms and admit Amber Rose's career is a wrap, find out how many targets Freddie Gibbs unsuccessfully shoots down, give Big Sean props for being that top doggy and oh SOHH much more!
1. The Day Has Come
Doggies, let's not act like we didn't see this one coming, right? Amber Rose has successfully remained semi-relevant ever since coming into the industry in 2008. "Ludacris put you on, Kanye West made you hot, now she puts her eagle spread in the air like she's some big shot, huh, p*ssy!" LOL. In other words, doggies, Rose entered the spotlight courtesy of Ludacris' "What Them Girls Like" music video and then became the equivalent of Coco to Ice-T minus the ring with Kanye West. Let's be honest, doggies, Rose is a hottie but even listening to her talk is enough to make you want to pull her hair. Maybe that's why she rocks the baldie? LOL. Well, turns out Amber's ability to dodge those old nude pics leaking to hurt her has finally run its course. A few days ago, doggies, some of the greatest GRAPHIC pics hit the Internet courtesy of the bald chick. Needless to say? Sh*t was real, doggies! Even better was the rumor that was attached to them!
According to our insider, Amber Rose had an INAPPROPRIATE relationship with Nicki Minaj's boyfriend Safaree . . . and that she sent him NEKKID PICS of herself . . . giving her cooch the DUECES!!! The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com, "At Nickis birthday in Vegas on [December 9th] weekend, Nicki caught her boyfriend Safaree in Amber's room . .. she knew something was going on." And there's more, "Later to find out by going into Safaree's phone, [Nicki learned] that Amber was sending Safaree naked pictures of herself via bbm." (Media Take Out)
^ SMFH. How in the h*ll does Media Take Out keep getting the best sh*t ever? SMFH!!! It didn't take long before Rose felt the urge to speak out.
"These blogs do nothing but try to ruin ppls lives I DID NOT send pics to anyones boyfriend pls stop with the lies. Its so ridiculous. smh," she tweeted June 28th.
"Yall been doing this to me for 3 years now it shld be illegal to write fake stories about ppl the media never wants to see anyone happy." (Amber Rose's Twitter)
^ SMFH. Y'all really peeped what she said? FAKE STORIES!?!?! And the fact that we've been doing it for 3 YEARS!?!?! LMFAO!!! Who the h*ll does she think she is? To be honest, after seeing those pics, I doubt any doggy really cared how they got out there. But surely enough, Rose tried to keep quiet but couldn't pull it off.
"I was gonna wait until my radio show to address this but I want to say this now. I trusted someone that worked 4 me & allowed them to use my laptop a million times, I caught this person sending my pics to themselves and I fired this person immediatelyWiz [Khalifa] & I & both of our families have known about this for 2 months now. We tried to prepare ourselves for this day. Those pictures r 2 1/2 years old just sitting in my computer. I'm really hurt & embarr#!@%*#ed because I have so many young girls that look up to me. I would never put those pics out of myself." (TMI)
"The company that I was working with no longer wants to work with me because of these pics and that prevents me from getting money to take care of my family. Its a messed up situation when someone so evil comes into ur life and tries to destroy it. I know I'm not the only girl in the world that has taken pics like that but they were very private. I'm sorry for letting my young Rosebuds down. Pls understand this was a result of trusting a person that didn't deserve my trust. I have cried for the past 2 days but I know this to shall p#!@%*#. Thank u for all of ur support." (TMI)
^ SMFH. When does this f*ckery stop, doggies? Now as much as I love a fat a** and big t*ts, Amber Rose is too over the top. OK, the photos are 2 1/2 years old? Kanye West had you doing those wild a** photos? There's a thin line between stripping and doing porn but the sh*t that Rose was doing in her shots were over the top. To the doggies who haven't seen the pics, go to a site that'll show them. They're beyond sexy. Like, WTF?!?!!? I hope her career doesn't get ruined but I can't see sh*t getting better from here onward. SMFH.
2. The Realest Sh*t I Ever Spoke
Doggies, if there is ever one doggy that should "STFU" then it's Freddie Gibbs. Sh*t is wild because I understand the whole Gangsta Gibbs persona but the amount of reckless disses he does is really pretty dumb. I mean, it's one thing to say, "That sh*t isn't what I do" but to keep parading it around? SMFH. With that in mind, I decided that "STFU" Honors wasn't big enough so we're going to peep all the doggies Gibbs went at in ONE interview. Complex, y'all were on your sh*t right here! LOL!!!
Enjoying the magazine?
Just looking at these goofy a** Maybach Music dudes.
What's wrong with Maybach Music?
I don't got no problem with Maybach, I like Maybachs. I can't afford one.
I meant Maybach Music.
Ohh, Maybach Music. [Mumbles.]
Every Rapper In Rap
Is that why you trusted Jeezy?
Yeah. He had his own lane of music and I have my own lane. We combine the two, and I think that's something great. That's the main reason. Musically, that was my main focus. To be honest, I didn't want to sign up under a rapper. I didn't really want to do that because I can count the number of rappers I really respect on one hand. Probably with fingers missing.
Who else have you run into?
I just saw Wiz. Me & Curren$y did a show in Chicago and Wiz was there. Wiz was looking kinda scared of me. I was like "Wiz! You can come on, we ain't gone hurt you." He's like "Okay man." He seen all the n*ggas from Gary, Indiana. I've got like five or six dudes with me and they're certified n*ggas. Most of these n*ggas will have like 30 n*ggas with them, but only two gonna fight. They just gone stand back. Trust me, I've seen it.
I like DJ Khaled, he's funny as f*ck. I seen him at King of Diamonds and there were b*tches all around him. That n*gga was in a Phantom. You gone get some p*ssy if you've got a Phantom. I can't hate on a n*gga with a Phantom. When I seen him rap I was like "Aww...." But that doesn't mean these n*ggas is bad people. But they ain't gone beat my a** when they see me. It's just criticism. It just happens to get out and then some people take offense to it.
I don't think motherf*ckers got their own identity and purpose. And nobody got no integrity. N*ggas be rapping like other n*ggas, I don't understand that sh*t. Sometimes it's hard for me to tell the difference between Drake and Big Sean, so I be like, "Is this a Drake song or a Big Sean song?" I don't know man, I don't be f*cking with sh*t like that.
Wale & Big Sean
Well Wale's definitely someone I'd compare to a Big Sean-kind of guy.
What kind of guy is that? See, you can't even f*cking pinpoint it. You can't even put these n*ggas in a box and label it. All of these n*ggas. Big Sean, Wale. You just said "Big Sean is like a Wale kind of guy." What is that? F*cking weirdos, right?
No, the weirdos would be like Lil B. That's Swag Rap.
That's some buttf*ck rap. That's a whole issue. I'm saying, you can't even put these n*ggas [like Wale and Big Sean] in a category. You don't know what the f*ck they are. I'm a gangsta rapper. That sh*t is just like if you had a box in here of sh*t you didn't want, it was just miscellaneous sh*t, that's where you'd throw them n*ggas. It's a box of lost and found sh*t.
3. Doggy of the Week: Big Sean
Doggies, it is without question that we give a few hand claps to that doggy they call Big Sean. Over the past seven days, doggy has been getting that over-the-top press and really hasn't gassed doggies up to an extreme. I don't know. I'm still tight that my doggy J. Cole looks like his sh*t will never drop but in the meantime, looks like Sean is holding it down pretty well. Even though I still think Kanye West is wild as h*ll for calling him the Beyonce of rap, y'all can't deny the headlines Sean has gotten. Even if Sean thinks he brought a new element to rap. LOL. Take those d*mn caps off and button up your shirts, straight, doggies. Big Sean is easily "Doggy of the Week."
"One big reason people should go out and buy it is because it embodies the story of my life which entails a lot of the same issues young people go through...Another reason you should go out and get it is because No I.D. produced most of the album...My third reason is because it's G.O.O.D. Music. The whole message behind Finally Famous shows that this is something you can really live to, ride to, have sex to, party to, cry to and it's the essence behind the whole meaning of Finally Famous...It's always good to check out somebody's first debut album just to see if it's going to live up to the expectations of the artist...I think my fifth reason is because I feel the album sets a lot of new trends in music from new rhyme patters to new ways to flow." (5 Reasons Why)
^ Hot sh*t. I don't really f*ck with SOHH's 5 Reasons b/c either I'm f*cking with a doggy's sh*t or not. But this was some pretty dope a** sh*t. Doggy actually sounds pretty compassionate about his music and the way he described it, I kinda got the feeling that this is on that College Dropout sh*t. Still not a Beyonce of rap but dope nonetheless, doggies.
"Make Sure Ya'll Get Big Sean's Album "Finally Famous" Today," Wiz Khalifa tweeted June 28th. (Wiz Khalifa's Twitter)
^ Say what y'all want about his girl/wife, SMFH, but Wiz Khalifa saying to f*ck with Sean's LP is a nice co-sign. Doggy's own album is gold plus he's making waves. If you don't know about Taylor Gang, then you're a lost doggy.
SoCal rapper Big Sean's Finally Famous: The Album, his feature-length debut after a series of critically acclaimed "Finally Famous" mixtapes, is the first release under Kanye West's new deal for his G.O.O.D. Music label, through Island Def Jam Music Group, and should do in the 90-95 range. (HITS Daily Double)
^ Bottom line? Sh*t is serious! Now I know this is only estimates but even if doggy sold one copy over 30,000 records, that'd be big. I mean, WTF!? As much as 95K?!?! Doggies, I won't even entertain this with a justification. Those numbers are big, doggies. Dead a** serious.
"H*ll yeah, I represent Detroit in everything I do," Sean told SOHH when asked if he is ready to carry the torch for his city. "That's my city, they show me love. Detroit is a city where you have to earn your love. I earned their love and they show me love back. Everything I do is for my city. Detroit has the most soul in the world and I feel like it's my shot to show it to the whole world and show a different perspective than Eminem shows. But shout-out to Em, shout-out to Kid Rock and Royce Da 5'9, Trick Trick, Slum Village, Street Lord." (SOHH)
^ RESPECT! That's serious right there doggies. See, I never really take doggies coming out of the South, West and East serious. Think about it, when's the last time a relevant doggy from the Midwest has had sh*t popping? And the fact Sean pays homage to the doggies before him is something big. I really respect what he's saying here. Even that line about giving doggies a perspective outside of what Eminem has given in the past.
"What kind of guy is that? See, you can't even f*cking pinpoint it. You can't even put these n*ggas in a box and label it. All of these n*ggas. Big Sean, Wale. You just said 'Big Sean is like a Wale kind of guy.' What is that? F*cking weirdos, right?" (Complex)
^ SMFH. I had to put this up, doggies. Hey Gibbs, tell me how Sean's a** taste! Y'all already know how I feel on this so we'll keep it moving.
4. Mrs. Butterworth: Halie
Sorry doggies, but this ain't the same Halie that Eminem sings about on his records. LOL. Rather, I had to meet the best of both worlds, or so they say, and scoop up a Mrs. Butterworth who is black and white mixed. Butt just like Alicia Keys, there is a lot more than what meets the eye. That's for another blog though. LOL. Doggies, enough of the sappy sh*t, allow me to introduce y'all to the most delicious thing floating across your monitor right now, Halie. Enjoy, there's plenty to share!
^ SMFH. That's just not fair, doggies. Since SOHH has dimensions that limit how much y'all can really see, make sure y'all see the full picture. CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL HALIE SHOTS!!! Thanks King! LOL!!! And y'all know it wouldn't be a proper Mrs. Butterworth unless we had some juicy a** videos to keep y'all doggies wagging your tails.
5. "STFU" Honors
Doggies, doggies, doggies, lend me your eyes for the next 10 minutes (if y'all are using more than 2 minutes on each one of these reckless doggies, you're playing yourselves!). This week, as each other week, comes with glorious doggies swearing to speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Problem is, what they're saying is bogus as h*ll! LOL. In the past seven days, we've had Game say the government is setting up Jimmy Henchman, SMFH, Gudda Gudda claim Carter IV will do Carter III #'s, Beanie Sigel give some story about how he didn't really apologize to Jay-Z (told y'all doggy was half a$$ with it!), Boi-1da sound suspect as h*ll over Drake and last but not least.....a f*cking doctor analyze Kim Kardashian's a**. SMFH!!! Doggies, in case y'all didn't know, you're now locked into "SHUT THE F*CK UP" HONORS.
"Jimmy's my brother and it's ride or die," Game said. "Unfortunate situation, but we gonna keep our heads up and hope for the best...Sometimes, the government be trapping you and flipping stuff and you never know until the case is all rolled out and everything at the end to see how it plays out. We can't even see Bin Laden's body, so why we believe in something they saying about Jimmy?"
"I think it's going to be big and I'm not just saying that because he's my homie," Gudda Gudda told SOHH when asked about the delayed project. "I'm just being honest. I think it's going to be big and it can match up to what Tha Carter III did. The expectations are really big and it's going to be really big for hip-hop when it finally comes out."
"I never made a public apology, I talked to somebody from a magazine, and they brought that issue up. You never hear me say 'apology.' What I said was, to stop that interviewer from asking me those questions, and everybody else who asked those questions," Beanie told DJ Green Lantern. "I felt how I felt and I still feel how I feel. But, just letting it go for everybody else. Hustler's number one rule is never lose your cool. I broke one of the hustler's rules. Gangstas f*ck up, but at the end of the day, I still feel how the f*ck I feel."
"He just had the same reaction as always. He just snaps and gets into a zone and starts writing. Sometimes he doesn't even say nothing he just goes, Ugh! Ugh! He gives me a grunt and it's a wrap from there. You just know."
"With our dear friend Kim and her x-ray, clearly there was no prosthesis, there is not a butt implant, but with the classical Brazilian butt lift, yes, you're using your own fat which you're taking from one part of the body which you've gotten from liposuction and putting it in another part of the body," Ordon explained. "And on x-ray you would not be able to tell if that was done so she may in fact had the classical Brazilian butt lift using her own fat."
***Doggies, I always pop off sh*t when we get right here but all that to the side, have fun this weekend. Except for doggies at malls and restaurants, enjoy having Monday off. Didn't get any time to put stuff up about Lil B's new album, I'm Gay, but I'm gonna f*ck with it. Hate that doggy or f*ck with that doggy, that's a bold a** move and deserves $10 for even going through with it. Aight doggies, be easy and see y'all on Tuesday! -BB***
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]