SOHH Whatcha Think: Which 5 MILFS Are Hotter Than Bow Wow's Baby Mama? [Click Here & Speak]

Monday, Jul 11, 2011 12:15AM

Written by Cyrus Langhorne

Whether you like Bow Wow's music or not, there is no way a standing ovation cannot be given to this youngster who just a few years ago blew up on the scene as "Lil' Bow Wow." Fast forward a few albums, movie roles and record deal signings and he is now the proud father of a daughter from drop dead gorgeous model Joie Chavis. But is she really the hottest of the hot MILFS?

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At first glance, sure, it may be hard to argue with the impression Joie Chavis can leave on the average person. I mean, just looking at her curves and bodacious, um, body is enough to make me want to end this post right here and award gold medals. Honestly, the background and statistics do not lie.

Height: 5'4"

Measurements: 34D-25-37

Astrological Sign: Libra

Those numbers are enough to make the average lady cringe. However, I am still not convinced this video vixen can run with the best. Therefore, I present to you, "Top 5 Baby Mama's Better Than Joie Chavis." (Merely for humor purposes only, Joie, you are simply beautiful!)

1. Alicia Keys

Miss JoieAlicia Keys & Swizz Beatz (W/ Child)

This is hands down a no-brainer. Not only does she have the looks and um, lower back, to go pound-for-pound with Chavis, Keys' accomplishments speak for themselves. Platinum albums, movie credentials, awards and she is no where close to slowing down. And as her husband, Swizz Beatz, would say, it's shooowwwwtime!

2. Erykah Badu

Miss JoieErykah Badu

Say what you may about Ms. Badu, but she still has the game on smash. Along with also, um, going pound-for-pound in the lower backside region, Badu's offspring come from some pretty high profile players as well. Andre 3000, D.O.C. and recently Jay Electronica? I mean, Chavis can brag about Bow Wow's career but could he really go toe-to-toe with Badu's baby's fathers?

3. Kimbella

Miss JoieKimbella

Now this one may be a little too close to call. Although I feel Chavis is a close runner, Kimbella gets the edge just because not only has she maintained a stunning body post childbirth, but she is the perfect "Bonnie" to Juelz Santana. Video vixen/model seniority wins in this near no-call.

4. Mariah Carey

Miss JoieMariah Carey

Even though I have yet to see what exactly the twins of Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey look like, you have to bow down to MC for looking amazing into her 40's. No disrespect to Chavis, but Carey has been looking KING-quality since she first entered the music industry decades ago. Accomplishments to the side, Carey wins this off having Nick Cannon proudly admit she runs their relationship. Winning.

5. Kat Stacks

Miss JoieKat Stacks

Yes, yes, yes. I can already hear the chitter and chatter coming from the minds of all readers. Sure, Keyshia Cole, Lauren London, Nivea, Emily B. and plenty of others could have snatched the last spot but Kat Stacks wins it. Granted, we have yet to actually hear or see from her in nearly a year, Stacks will forever be known for stealing the attention of any male and female Internet user and showing you can make fame off being a groupie. While it is still not certain who her baby's father is, the fact she has been spotted publicly (and romantically?) with Soulja Boy Tell Em, gotten into heated exchanges with rappers like Game and Bow Wow plus received co-signs courtesy of Rah Digga and Slim Thug? Yeah, "Stack's Back."

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