Caption Diss: The Birdman Gets Shot Down & Loses 2 Milli, 2 Milli, 2 Milli

Tuesday, Jun 14, 2011 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss honor for a week.

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D*mn, if only I had bet some $$$ against Birdman as well. LOL. Doggies, if y'all didn't know already, those Dallas Mavericks made Bulldog Butters some spare change by beating those Miami Heat. SMFH. Look, I know there are a lot of doggies out there crying like Chris Bosh, LOL, stop all your blood clot crying. Miami Heat are gonna win that sh*t, it's just that this year was for them vets. Like Jason Kidd, Shawn Marion, Jason Terry and that big German doggy. LOL. And even though we can laugh at this sh*t, there's one doggy that CAN'T. That little doggy they call the Biiiiirrrrrrrrrdman. LOL!!!!! Looks like DJ Khaled and Birdie man might have to make a remix called, "All We Do Is, Lose, Lose, Lose No Matter What!" LMFAO! $2 milli? Nah, try 0, Birdie! This is too easy, doggies. Birdman might be laughing but Khaled looks shook. What in the h*ll is going on right here???? Hhhmmmm.................

LMFAO @Diamond_JawZ for coming through with the Cap Diss for Ja Rule last week. SMFH. D*mn, this doggy Rule is really locked up. I mean, it's one thing to know a doggy's career is over but it's another to know his a** can't even pop sh*t on a Ustream or Twitter account anymore. LOL. Anyway though, congrats to DJ for winning it. No prize though doggy, so hold your head up for a week! LOL!


Aight doggies, y'all know the routine. Pay homage to Bulldog Butters for telling y'all to put your money on the Mavs, and then, only then, can you think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and post 'em into the comments section by Monday, June 20th. D*mn, can y'all believe summer doesn't "technically" start until the 21st? SMFH. Guess it's gonna be a hot summer, huh, doggies? SMFH.

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