Caption Diss: Ja Rule Gets Ready For The Big House

Tuesday, Jun 7, 2011 12:05AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss honor for a week.

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

LOL. D*mn doggy, back in the 2000's you was the main doggy, what the f*ck happened to you, doggy? Sorry but y'all knew I had to do it. Even though I still f*ck with Ja Rule, well, uh, not really, but I have always respected Ja Rule's hustle. Come on, "New York, New York?" Who in the h*ll could ever say that record didn't hit hard? LOL. Well, doggies, as y'all know, while y'all might wake up and take a sh*t tomorrow morning, Ja Rule is headed to those steel gates for two years. SMFH. Hate doggy or love doggy, that sh*t just ain't right. But it is what it is. And so with all that in perspective, bottom line is, what in the H*LL is going on in his head? Hhhmmm..................

SMFH, doggies, y'all gotta lay off the name-dropping in that Cap Diss comments section! LOL!!!! I see some of y'all bullsh*tting with me using me as a Cap Diss but for the rest of y'all, I don't get a vote anymore for the winner. LOL. Granted, I should since I have been ghost from airing doggies out in the comments, but the powers that be pick the winner and tell me, so stop catching feelings. LOL. In the meantime, give props to that doggy named @INCREDABUCKS for going all the way in and putting together a funny a** Cap Diss for Jay-Z. LOL!!!!!! A lot of y'all were on, but come on, the 16 bars, 16 year-old sh*t? LOL. I co-sign that all day. Good sh*t IB!

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Aight doggies, no prize this week (take them as they come though!) but y'all know how we roll. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, June 13th.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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