Caption Diss: Fat Joe Gets His Licks, On Jordans Number 6

Tuesday, Jun 21, 2011 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss honor for a week.

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

Doggies, I rarely ever tell y'all any descriptions of myself that could possibly give y'all motivation to come hunt me down and pop me with water guns while walking out of my Bronx, New York bodega with some Cheetos and Snapple. SMFH. But I'll give y'all a few facts. First off, I didn't get the name Bulldog from any d*mn WWF wrestler. Secondly, the name Butterworth should let y'all know I like to eat. Therefore, why in the h*ll is Fat Joe losing all this weight?!?!!?!? LMFAO!!! I mean, it's a good look to a certain extent but doggy was never on some Fat Bastard type sh*t. As y'all can see for today, it looks like Joe's new diet has him hungrier than ever! LOL!!! Doggies, please help Butters make sense of this sh*t. What in the h*ll is going on here? HHmmmmmmm.......................

LMFAO @WavyAllStar for coming up with probably the most generic a** Cap Diss for Birdman/DJ Khaled AND winning that sh*t anyway! LMFAO!!!! I can't call it, doggies. But y'all know I can respect it......I guess. LOL. Good job Wavy. PS, Max B said he wants his swag back! LOL. J/K!

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Aight doggies. No prizes this week but the rules still hold the same. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and post 'em into the comments section by Monday, June 27th and for the sake of all that is right in this world, please don't use any "Lean Back" references for Fat Joe. LOL!!!!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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