Pulse Report: Amber Rose Can't Swallow What She Spits, Beanie Sigel's Jay-Z Apology Feels Roc-ky, 50 Cent Cashes Out His Earnings

Friday, Jun 3, 2011 12:10PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, we see how Amber Rose can't eat her words, realize Beanie Sigel's apology ranks low compared to some other classics, applaud 50 Cent for having a good seven days and oh SOHH much more!

1. These Words Are Weapons

SMFH. We should have seen this coming from the start doggies. Don't blame it on Kanye West, either. Blame Ludacris, LOL!

Seriously though, doggies, what is it with this chick? I mean, Luda put her on, Kanye made her hot, now she's going around acting like some big shot, huh? SMFH. It's not enough that she is making some paper now latched up to one hit wonder Wiz Khalifa and getting the cover of magazines, but she's earned the right to start airing sh*t out against them? SMFH. Nah, oh h*ll nah! LOL. Amber Alert: We Don't Believe You! It's not like it was bad enough that she's only relevant when some doggy is asking who she slept with or her past relationship with Kanye/current relationship with Wiz, but now she thinks VIBE actually has time and energy to waste in HER!?!?!? WTF!?!?!!?!? Now THAT'S some bullsh*t. For the doggies that are still confused, get caught up here:

"Just read "my" interview in @VibeMagazine half of the story was untrue & ridiculous!," she wrote May 28th.
"F##K that Cover F##K @VibeMagazine yall wrote a bunch of negative bullsh*t that I never said or did."
"Yall don't give a f*ck that I have a Mom & Family thats gonna read that fake a** sh*t I gave yall a truthful interview & Yall f##ked me."
"I'm so sick of keeping my mouth shut I didn't ask for this life it was handed to me I was nothing but nice to everyone I spoke to @ Vibe" (Amber Rose's Twitter)

^ ONCE AGAIN, DOGGIES, WHO "IS" AMBER ROSE?! I mean, she's d*mn sexy, I'll give her that but when you take the looks away and rapper affiliation, what is left? Sorry Amber, but that sh*t wasn't cool. I mean, don't get it screwed up doggies, I don't freelance for VIBE and haven't copped a copy since Ciara was on there nude, but WTF? Sh*tting on a publication through Twitter? That sh*t ain't cool at all. Even though we love it, you gotta think about the long term effects. I doubt VIBE is in a rush to do a spread with her ever again. But of course it wasn't long before VIBE got up on this sh*t too:

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Dear VIBE reader,

As we're sure you've heard, Amber Rose has expressed some displeasure with VIBE's June/July cover story. VIBE stands by the accuracy and reporting of the narrative. We invite you to form your own opinion, however. The Sexy Issue hits 'stands nationwide June 7.

Jermaine Hall, VIBE Magazine, Editor in Chief

^ SMFH. I hate when problems get this publicized. It's just like Beanie Sigel/Jay-Z. Yeah, Sigel gave a weak a** apology this week but look at the damage already done? Like I said doggies, use your own judgement but remember, I have nothing against Amber's body, except for that thing above her shoulders. SMFH.

2. I'm Really F*cking Sorry, A**hole

^ LMFAO!!! Seriously doggies. Am I the one doggy that feels like Beanie Sigel just used that XXL Magazine platform to sh*t on Jay-Z a little bit more? SMFH. I saw the headline on SOHH and the first thing that came to my mind was, "D*mn, it's about time!" But then after clicking on that story and looking at what Sigel said, I felt like I was reading The Onion. LOL. Even though I think this is a b*tch a** move, how come Beanie didn't go on Ustream and do that sh*t? Or was that being too gangster? SMFH. Some sh*t doesn't add up and I'll let y'all be the judge of this:

"What [comedian] Mike Epps say? 'Gangstas f*ck up too,'" Sigel said in an interview. "Whatever I felt this dude Jay did wrong to me, it can't outweigh the one thing he did do for me - he gave me an opportunity. Dude gave me an opportunity. A lot of people don't get opportunities. He gave me that. That outweighs everything. I need that in black and white. I got caught in the moment and put my feelings out there. I should have never done that...[On the disses], I was explaining the whole Roc-A-Fella sh*t and a lot of feelings were going to get hurt. I was airing sh*t out. Just the homies could listen to that when they come into the studio. I couldn't put that out. It wouldn't sit right with me." (XXL Mag)

^ LOL!!! That's the best Sigel could do? How about, "Sorry for dragging Memphis Bleek, Kanye West, and oh yeah, Drake into this beef." SMFH. This isn't even a copout, doggies. When I read what Beanie said the only thing I could think of was, "D*mn, is he trying to get his publishing back or have Jay-Z hop on a track with him again?" SMFH. So, doggies, much like Amber Rose, I can't stomach that wack a** "I Apologize" and so we're gonna look at a few apologies that body that sh*t. LOL.

Kanye West Apologizes To George W. Bush

"Well I can definitely understand the way he feels to be accused of being a racist in any way because the same thing happened to me [with Taylor Swift], you know, where I got accused of being racist, and with both situations it was basically a lack of compassion that America saw," he said in an interview. "With him it was a lack of compassion not rushing, you know, taking his time to rush down to New Orleans. With me, it was a lack of compassion in cutting someone off in their moment, but none the less I feel we're all quick to pull the race card [in America]. And now I'm more open, and the poetic justice that I feel to go through the same thing that he went [through], and now I really more connect with him on a humanitarian level ... the next morning when he felt that, I felt the same thing." (XXL Mag)

Lloyd Banks Apologizes To Ashanti

"I had a chance to talk to Ashanti over the telephone," Banks said in an interview. "I mean, my reasoning for apologizing, I just felt like I should. Even at the time when we were going back and forth in that feud with Murder Inc., she wasn't speaking. She wasn't throwing shots or anything. I think if you're a part of the game then you should get played. At that time, she just was on the roster, so I just felt like it would be cool for me to just apologize for some of the things that were done in the past. Even though it was done in hip-hop, it wasn't anything personal. It just felt that I should do that." (BET)

Shyne Apologizes To L.A. Reid

"I was wrong about my assessment of Chairman Reid. After I stopped being all Carl Thomas emotional and things like that, I thought about the facts. Fact is L.A Reid was there when I was locked, a few feet away from death row and the Black Panthers. L.A. was on the visit floor on Rikers Island looking at me through them blinding bars, showing me he believed in that gang boy revolutionary music I make. A bond forged at the nadir of suffering [that's] unbreakable. That's why I chose L.A. Reid over all the other distributors. We already went through it. I'll never forget what L.A. did for me behind that b-wall. Caged like an animal, stripped of all my rights; he gave me freedom-- freedom to follow my vision. Freedom to make my momma smile after so many tears and sleepless nights weeping for her baby boy like Rachel the matriarch weeps for the Israelites." (XXL Mag)

Joe Budden Apologizes To Method Man

"I really am sorry for the Method Man initial move," Joey said in a video. "When I say I'm apologizing, it's because Joe Budden is truly sorry for something Joe Budden did and it was in bad taste. Now, because there's been a lot of other parties being involved, a lot of parties that don't really have anything to do with it, like they're just in it because of association...From this point forward, if any one of them n*ggas say something to me, that I do not like, or any one of them n*ggas say my name in a negative light, the peace treaty is f*cking over and the 'No Comment' movement is over." (On Smash)

Jim Jones Apologizes To Ma$e

"What's good Beth, what's poppin'," Jones asked in a phone interview towards Mase. "How you feeling? Hey man, that's what's up, I just wanted to tell you I tip my hat to you. I apologize for everything I did when I was younger. You can get my number from Self and sh*t like that. Pardon my French. Pardon, pardon me it's monumental that's why I'ma get off it. You already know Betha, it's nothing but love. Self's got my number, I'm jumping off the line. I'll holla, Jones." (Power 105.1)

3. Doggy of the Week: 5-0 Cent

SMFH. Doggies, why hasn't hip-hop retired this doggy already? Matter of fact, didn't he say he was going to stop making albums in 2007 after he got his a** handed to him by Kanye West? SMFH. Anyway though, gotta give it up to 5-0 Cent b/c in just the past week, doggy has made Ja Rule look like a sucker, showed that Dr. Dre is still f*cking with him (allegedly), proved he's delusional trying to outdo 2003's Get Rich or Die Tryin' and oh yeah, that he's f*cking famous. Doggies, tip your caps off to 5-0.

1. I Kill My Enemies & Laugh, Doggies

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"It's resolved now. I'm cool," Rule promised in an interview. "We ain't beefing no more...We'll never collaborate. That's just what it is. You don't have to be at war with somebody, but it's also kind of like U.S. and another country that may not get along with. We don't gotta go to war, but we're not friends either. But we can coincide inside of that world. He's doing him, and he's not thinking about me, and I'm doing me and I'm not thinking about him." (The LIFE Files)

^ SMFH. I used to respect Ja Rule, doggies. Even after 2004. That whole "New York, New York" sh*t was hard and even the cut he had with Lil Wayne was fire back in 2007. These days though? SMFH. Something about doggy just waving that flag and bowing out just makes a doggy laugh. I mean, be the judge, but 5-0 really f*cked up Ja's career. And if not, he d*mn sure "looks" like he did. LOL.

2. You Still Need Me, Doggy

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"I did a joint with dre for his album that's crazy. They were suppose to put it out this weekend but you never know with dre," he tweeted May 29th.
"Soon dre got some heat RT @bigseano84: @50cent when is Dre album detox comin?" (50 Cent's Twitter)

^ Personally? I don't believe this sh*t, doggies. LOL. It's one thing to tweet some sh*t but then to tweet something about Detox? LOL. F*ck outta here. I don't believe it at all, but if it's true? D*mmmn.

3. You're Gonna Thank Me Later, Doggies

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"Iv been working I'm recording a lot for this album. I'm gonna keep recording cause I want to top get rich or die trying.," he tweeted May 29th.
"You can be mad cause you have to wait but you will be happy when it comes. I want it to be perfect." (50 Cent's Twitter)

^ LMFAO!!!!! Wait, wait, this isn't "STFU" Honors?!!?!"

4. Kiss My Hollywood A**, Bulldog Butters

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^ SMFH. Even though Tom Hanks has fallen completely the f*ck off, I can't lie, seeing 5-0 rubbing elbows with this doggy is wild as h*ll. I mean, d*mn, Hanks, are you trying to get 5-0 to hop on a Chet Haze track? LOL!!!!!!

4. Mrs. Butterworth: Nya Lee

Doggies, there comes a time in everyone's life where you need to just find motivation from another doggy. Just look at Kobe Bryant to Michael Jordan or how about Pepsi to Coca-Cola. Sometimes you have to just buckle your sh*t down and swagger jack a doggy. So I decided to take a different approach this week doggies, in light of a chick, Mrs. Butterworth alumni, that's been making her fair share of headlines and magazine covers as of late. LOL. Amber Rose. Her "Single White Female" shadow? None other than Nya Lee. I mean, if y'all were to bump heads (no pun intended) with her in a club one night, after a couple shots of Ciroc (drink responsibly, doggies), I bet your wack a** PS3 that you would get the names twisted. LOL. Judge for yourself doggies because Amber Rose's biggest fan is Bulldog Butters' latest inductee.

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^ Got d*mn. SMFH. Even if y'all thought that was just an appetizer, wait until you feast your eyes on these visual delights. SMFH. Telling y'all doggies, this is pay-per-view in here! LOL!

^ SMFH. Nya Lee, you are a f*cking angel. D*mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

5. "STFU" Honors

Doggies, the hardest part about doing "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors is ignoring my personal feelings for doggies that I really respect and keeping this all the way a hundred. LOL. If Jay-Z says some silly sh*t, he's gonna get put on front street. Point blank. There's doggies that I bump their sh*t every day, especially J. Cole, but when it comes to here, it's just business, nothing personal doggies. LOL. This week's public enemies come in the form of Wale, Cadillach Tah, yeah doggies, Cadi-f*cking-llac Tah, SMFH, Drake, Nick Cannon and who else....but GUNPLAY! LOL! Doggies, no time for teaser descriptions, y'all know what to expect in here. LOL!

1. Wale

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"We're n*ggas at the end of the day. No matter where we go, no matter if the suit is expensive, that's how they're going to see you regardless. You're a n*gga that can rap. You're a n*gga that can play basketball. You're a n*gga that can patch up a scar. You're still a n*gga. You can be a doctor, but if a doctor got a sweat suit on and go to the ATM, you don't think the white lady in front of him isn't going to hold her purse tight? She doesn't know that what he got in his bank is five times what she got; he's still a n*gga. But that's a whole other conversation."

2. Cadillac Tah

Caddilac Tah Goes In On Prodigy For Writing In His Book Caddilac Got Ja Rule And Irv Gotti Robbed!

"I haven't spoken to Gotti, he be doing his own thing," Tah said in an interview. "He probably ain't even paid no attention to that sh*t. But I spoke to Rule and sh*t, the n*gga Rule was laughing on the phone...We laughing at this clown a** n*gga. We just buggin out off this Karrine Steffans male a** n*gga. This n*gga's a male Superhead. But go head man, do what you gotta do to sell your book."

3. Drake

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"So this is my first Memorial weekend really particpating this heavily," Drizzy said from the set of DJ Khaled's "I'm On One" video shoot in Miami. "I just want to get out there and touch the people, slap everybody's hand, see the women; just let them know im out here. Let them see me, because they havent seen me in a while." It isn't all work however. Drake hints that will be observing the crowds and using his experience to fine tune his album. "And I got this album coming it's called Take Care, so I just really want to get out here and check the climate. I wanna hear the records, see how everybody's moving, see what everybody's lovin', because I know I got a great body of work," he said. "I'm ready to give it away, I'm using this weekend as study research. I'll be getting as drunk as I can trying to fit in, doin' it like that."

4. Nick Cannon

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"He'd have too many bodyguards around him," Cannon said about a possible physical altercation. "Anyone who insults my wife or my family, I have an issue with -- I would have to see where that man actually was coming from. If he was saying, man, this is entertainment, this is something. But if you literally have a problem with me, then we can solve that problem. You've crossed the line a little."

5. Gunplay

"Listen, let me tell you something dog," Gunplay told radio personality EI8HT. "I don't like tainting my brand with some dead carcasses. I don't even do that. You feel me? It's all about 'Rollin'.' It's all about the single with Waka Flocka [Flame] that's killing the streets right now. I ain't even gonna taint my brand talking about some stale breads. It's going down, [Rick Ross'] Self Made out today. Y'all go pick that up. Careers are still booming...All that couple years ago sh*t don't matter now. I'm living in the now."

***SMFH. Wild a** week, doggies! On some serious sh*t, all y'all make sure to be safe out there! These tornadoes are no joke! But yeah doggies, theres' a lot of things I didn't get a chance to squeeze in here. Lil Wayne's Carter IV pushed to August? WTF!? Don't Rebirth us again, doggy! And how about Baby betting $2 mil on the d*mn Heat?! LOL. He'll lose for d*mn sure! LOL! But even more than all that, Rick Ross' sh*t flopping? LMFAO!!!! D*mmmmmmmn, I know I gave those doggies props last week but now that it's all said and done? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm outtie, doggies. I'll catch y'all on Tuesday! --BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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