Caption Diss: Jay-Z Gets A Special Text, But From Who?

Tuesday, May 31, 2011 12:05AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss honor for a week.

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

Back to business, doggies. Hope every doggy out there had a nice lil' Memorial Day but it's Tuesday so y'all know Bulldog Butters had to snap y'all back in place. So what better way to get your minds jogging than with some help from the greatest rapper of all time? (Yeah, doggies, I said that.) Seems like no matter where you go, Hov is still making headlines. Getting a subliminal shot here and there from Drake? Kanye West still alone in a room taking nude shots while you're working on that Watch the Throne LP? Getting in stories b/c your driver gets his ticket fines lifted? LOL. What is Jay NOT getting his name tossed into doggies? What's he reading on that iPhone? Another wild headline? Beyonce pregnancy rumors? Solange signing to Roc Nation? LOL! Hhmmmm.................

SMFH. Doggies, y'all are killin' me! LOL. How the h*ll do y'all got the funniest Cap Disses but don't submit them into the contest e-mail? LOL. Well, there can only be one and so the winner of last week's Drake/Jay-Z Cap Diss is (###) who submitted the Cap Diss to [email protected] but failed to put it in the comments section. LOL. Regardless, doggy might have a point. Call my a** Butters but I think Drake is hungry for that crown, Lil Wayne might have to watch his a**. I mean, Drake can actually "act" like he gives a f*ck when it's all part of a larger plot! LOL!

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D*mn, NBA Finals already, doggies? It's the d*mn FINALS! LOL. I got Dallas Mavs winning the sh*t in seven, six if they're nice. LOL. But all that to the side, y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, June 6th!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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